Gundammon: Gotta Catch Em All
Part 5
By: Quatre-Chan
(******All right then, this is kinda weird so bare with me. A new Gundammon has appeared and its name is Captain Obvious. Instead of saying its name like a Pokemon he can only say �Plot�. It is the Wabafet creature of this story.. . Don�t ask. I had to watch Pokemon to get ideas for this part. Well enjoy and by the way. Captain Obvious looks like Cait Sith from FF7. Now on with show!!*****)
Team OZ kept a low profile in the back of WuFei�s home. They crouched in the bushes discussing their next plan of attack.
�Zechs, how should we go about getting Quatre-Chan back for the boss?�
�Simple, Treize. Get rid of WuFei.�
Epyon nodded in agreement, �That�s an excellent idea. She�ll do whatever it takes to protect her Wu-Chan.�
�But where is WuFei now?� Treize questioned.
�Always with the questions.. .� the blond sighed and pointed to the gym/dojo, �He�s in there.�
�Then let�s go.. .� Epyon stood with its two companions and tiptoed towards the gym.
Sure enough, there was WuFei sitting on the floor in a deep meditation.
Treize laughed, �This should be easy.. .�
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Hee-Chan and Quatre-Chan sat in the ryu�s room in front of a computer. The small dragon smiled, �What kind of fic do you want to write?�
�.. .�
�Are you okay?�
�What if no one wants to be my trainer?�
�If worse comes to worse you can always stay here with me, WuFei and Merin.�
�You guys are really nice, but I want to get back at Relena for what she�s done to me and Heero.�
�Who�s Heero?�
�Heero-Chan�s the other trainer on the way to the Gundammon League. Relena wants to fight him and once he loses he�ll have to.. .�
�What?�
�Be her boyfriend.� She made a gagging sound.
�Eeww.. .� she took a sip of Dr. Pepper then smiled again, �You can always join him. Now can we start on a fic?�
�Sure. I only write GW fan fiction though.�
�Me too.� She giggled, �Wouldn�t it be funny if our lives were a giant fan fic?�
�You mean it�s not?�
They laughed.
BOOM!!
�Quatre-Chan, what was that?!�
�Trouble and we better make it double.. .� she ran out of the room with her neko friend close in tow.
~~~
Merin ran into the gym and saw her husband lying on the floor with a small amount of blood running form his head. �WuFei!!� she ran to his side and lifted him into her arms, �WuFei, can hear me.. .?�
He opened is eyes half way and his vision was blurry. He brought up his right hand and toughed Merin�s cheek, �Protect Quatre-Chan.�
�Wu-Chan!!!!� The chibi ryu hollered as she ran over to her trainer. She turned her head and gave the three morons a death glare that could rival Heero�s, �I won�t forgive you.. .� she made her double edge sword appear.
�Tallgeese, aim your beam saber at the two trainers over there.�
�Geese.�
�Quatre-Chan, I�ll make you a deal.� Treize smiled, �We�ll leave Hee-Chan alone and your trainers will stay alive, as long as YOU come with us. The boss misses you.�
She dropped her weapon, �I give up.. .�
�We thought you might. Tallgeese, return.�
�Plot-pa-plot-plot.�
Zechs sighed and held out his other Gundam Ball, �Who said you could come out, Captain Obvious?�
�Plot?� It vanished.
With only three more words, Team OZ took Quatre-Chan and run off. They took a deep breath, �Looks like Team OZ are the victors now!!!!�
�Quatre-Chan.. .� WuFei muttered as he tried to stay conscious.
�Hee-Chan, go get Nurse Sally.�
�Okay.� She ran out of the door.
Narrator: �Poor WuFei� But what will become of Quatre-Chan? For now lets check in with Heero and the others.�
Heero: �Nothing�s going on that the readers need to see.�
Narrator: �What are you people doing?�
Duo: �Nothing that concerns you or the writer.� *moans* �Oooo Heero.. . .. . ...�
Narrator: �Well then we�ll just track Team OZ and make sure WuFei will stay alive.�
Heero: �Get the screen off of us or omae o korosu.�
Duo: *pouts and whines* �Go away mister narrator dude. You�re ruining the magic.. .�
Narrator: �.. .�
Fic Author: �You heard them and no one ruins a 1x2/2x1 or 3x4 lemon moment.� *pinches the narrator�s ear* �Come on!� *drags him away*
Narrator: �Well.. . let�s follow Team OZ.�
TBC.. .