hell,.. that was a typing error, I was going 2 say hello, but I kinda like that intro, yeh, anyway, hi (or hell) so yeh, some call me ....TIM! actually, no-one calls me tim, I just like Monty Python, most ppl call me Ellie, well the ppl I like do, the ppl I dont like ( and ppl who have known me b4 I decided I didnt like Eleanor) ..... I think I'm rambling already, oh well. some ppl call me Fidelity, those who know me can ponder that , those who dont can make assumptions, hmmm, Fidelity, its growing on me...

so hey, I guess I (not a typing error, honest!)all started on 22 August 1986, well b4 Leeds fest and when Kurt was still unknown 2 most of the world. Apparently I was a lazy-arsed baby who took too long 2 crawl....I guess I havent changed, but I seem 2 have got the crawling thing down... hmmm, I'm not reallty very funny any more.

Yep, ppl say life begins @ 40, bollocks. I'll be rotten 2 the core by then, my life began when I picked up a guitar and said "this is 2 quitet!" and went and demanded an elecrical one... hmm, actually, that was probably bullshit but it sounded good, and soundin good is what we're all about! 2 cut a long story slightly shorter... I was born, I saw Blink 182 @ leeds 2000, fell in love (and no, not just with Mark Hoppus) with the image of me in thier shoes, (I hate shoes by the way, dont get me started)played my guitar,joind a band, wote lyrics 4 every situation, 2 the point @ which I think in rhyming couplets, then broke a string, blew up my amp,then  my mind, which brings us 2 the un-amplified  present day.(v.sad)

My quote for the time period it takes 2 update this essay is ...
"I'm not going 2 say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna fucken swear a lot"
Thankyou, and goodnight!
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