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Dedicated to
no-nonsense nonsense

To Mr. Ridge:

Our citizens know you�ll protect �em
With a rainbow of codes to select from
But, Tom, green before blue?
That�s a gaffe only you
Could make with your head up your spectrum!

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� 2002 The Limerick Savant

Something tells me, Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!

Under the Rainbow

"Anon" from Cleveland explained the above problem to the Savant thusly:

�Light refracts differently around a Rebubbacan. They're on a different
wavelength. It's the vision thing.�

Our troops may possess all the tools
But Iraqis won�t play by the rules,
As planned liberation
Turns into stagnation
And March Madness becomes April Fools.

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It is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country. - Herman Goering

No writing award, I surmise?
Well, I guess, I will just improvise.
So, instead of some crow,
I will make what I know
And feast on my pullet surprise!

Disappointment, I cannot disguise
But it�s time that I dry up my eyes
And indulge in a pun.
It is clearly more fun
And the trade that this poet sure plys.

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No one under 130 admitted without a raunchy sense of humor

Mr. Heston has ended his run
As a bold NRA�s number one
But we�d never expect
That impaired intellect
Should come �tween a man and his gun

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