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| The Limerick Savant |
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| Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
| With the capture of Khalid Mohammed My nerves have been markedly calm-ed But they�d be calmer still If, by drinking one�s fill, Was the only way people got bomb-ed. Get the story |
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| Winner: John Belushi Look-alike Contest |
| To Mr. Bush: It isn�t the cause we deplore. Your attack on Iraq is much more. By asserting your right To use milit�ry might, It seems like you�re settlin� a score World opinion, you simply ignore, Forgetting what �U.N.� stands for. And you side-step a vote Just to get France�s goat, Spelling U.N. with �useless� once more. It�s one thing, defending our shore Or when imminent threat is in store, But, by striking out first, You�re displaying our worst; All proving this isn�t JUST war. Get the story |
| War - what is it good for? Absolutely satire! The Savant received the following responses from Jim McCulloch of the University of Texas. (Hey Jim, want a job? It doesn't pay, but the hours are long.) The President says to be wary Of wicked Saddam, who is very Loathe to disarm And will do untold harm With weapons unseen--ergo--scary Or this: It would be USA's suicide Cried the Prez, who seemed fit to be tied If Saddam Hussein Continues to reign. Ah, but Bush may have--just slightly--lied. Or this: There was a trained poodle named Tony Who was fed day and night with baloney But despite all his training He had trouble explaining A war that was totally phony. |
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