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McNabbed!
Late of ESPN, Rush Limbaugh explains that he thought the call letters stood for Ethnic Slur Promotion Network.
Taking the Cure
(To Mr. Limbaugh:)

For years, every addict or lush
Felt your ultra-conservative crush.
Now the cure for your pain
Could be liberals� gain.
Can you feel it? Now that�s a real Rush!

                                               
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When Kuwait�s price for gas takes a bump
Are the taxpayers playing the chump?
Or is poor Halliburton
Financially hurtin�
Unless they can gouge at the pump!

                                               
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�There�s no need for more troops in Iraq
And the planned reconstruction�s on track.�
So says Mr. Rummy,
Who thinks you�re a dummy
Who has missed every daily attack!

                                               
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