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Arnold demontrates for reporters how he will keep track of congressional districts in California if elected
A devilish trick by Saddam
Almost had Mr. Bush in a jam
But the Dubya M D
Have now surfaced, you see
Just, apparently, in Alabam

                                               
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Justa Tourista, Baby!

Ahnuld thinks that his over-used qoute�ll
Get him all the good will that your vote�ll
And be a distracter
From Conan the Actor,
Who hopes that your recall�s not total.

                                               
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We�re Bushed

With blackouts and bombings and all,
Is the writing not now on the wall?
Our alarm�s growing deep
While our prez is
asleep.
Wake up, Mr. Bush; it�s your call!

                                               
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Later, Arnold shows how he plans to cut spending
Thanks for the Memories

Bringing laughter, you helped us to cope
For your name wasn�t simply a trope.
It isn�t a rumor:
A world without humor
Is a world that has given up Hope.

                                               
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Alabama Headache:
Take two tablets & call Roy in the morning

�Those tablets will stay on their spot.�
Says Bama�s judicial big shot;
But he must separate
His church from his state,
Cuz sayeth the court, �Thou shalt not!�

                                               
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A Rove-ing Reporter?

It�s the very thing Bush most decries
And a
terrorist act in our eyes.
Is the White House to blame?
For, by leaking
Plame�s name,
It�s Freedom itself they de-spies.

                                               
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Ahnuld�s Apuhlugy

To get my campaign back on track:
I�m sorry for couth that I lack.
With my sex appeal,
I must cop a feel.
So, after I win, Ah�ll be bahk!

With latest news I�ve deftly coped
Cuz it isn�t the way you had hoped.
The Press is a liar.
It�s girls I admire
And Hitler�s the one that I groped.

                                               
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Unrepentant Arnold tries to grope the AP photographer
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