 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
| The Limerick Savant |
| Contact: |
| The Limerick Savant |
| Name: |
| Email: |
| Dedicated to no-nonsense nonsense |
|
|
| With CBS Sports as her rubes, Janet J. flashed some tit on our tubes. So what�s all the stir About Justin and her? TV�s always been home to big boobs! Long before there was �wardrobe malfunction� To prick at our viewing compunction; Before the computers That TiVoed those hooters, We were tuning in Petticoat Junction. Get the story |
| Which one's the boob? |
| Raising Interest? They�ve created the first human clone And we�re reaping the seed that was sown. Should we start to give thanks This could mean stem cell banks, Or remember that Life�s just a loan? Get the story |
| Our Hero in Afghanistan So, production of heroin�s up And you might just be asking �Whassup!� With that Bush shotgun wedding Afghanis were getting A lucrative, drug lord pre-nup. Get the story |
| Manscaping Will the latest of cosmetic fads Be endorsed by those five QE lads? Just rip off the hair Where e�er you can bare And all it requires is: go Nad�s! |
 |
| Isn�t That Special? (She just couldn�t remain Kwiatkowski) As this Pentagon shit hits his fans They should know where their president stands: He didn�t ignore George Tenet on �war;� It�s just that he had �Special Plans!� Get the story |
| Derailment To Greenspan, the numbers have purity That predicts a default to a surety. For in fourteen short years, Will the sum of all fears Add up to much less than Security? While Congress avoids his statistics And says they�re too hot for a quick fix; It makes them turn pale To approach that �third rail,� And short circuits their parties� elect tricks! Get the story |