I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.--Bill Cosby

  Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. --Mary Hirsch

  Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. --Victor Hugo

  Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.--Charles M. Schultz["Peanuts"]

  Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.--Franklin D. Roosevelt

  But love is blind, and lovers cannot see/ The pretty follies that themselves commit.--William Shakespeare, Act 2 scene 6 [The Merchant of Venice]

  To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.--Buddha

  I have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree with them.--George Bush

  If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.--Jack Handey

  If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."--Jack Handey

  Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.--Mark Twain

  In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.--Margaret Thatcher

  You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.--Rowan Atkinson

  If you don't stand for something, you will fall for everything.--Anon.

  There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.