A German man, caught hiding in a train's bathroom to avoid buying a ticket, suddenly ripped off his pants and began hitting the police officer in the face with his underwear.

In Sydney, Australia, a drunk man who was refused service at a hotel bar because he wasn't wearing his shoes left the bar, then returned wearing a pair of pork chops tied to his feet. When another man came along and slipped on the grease left by the pork chops, breaking his arm, he sued the hotel and the man with the pork chop shoes. He was awarded nearly $35,000.

At a hospital in Amsterdam, a man having a mole removed from his backside accidentally broke wind during the procedure, lighting a spark from an electric knife being used for the surgery, which then set afire to his privates. The man has filed a $20 million dollar lawsuit. 

It has been discovered that in a small town in Alabama, the people like to drink a tea made from cow dung. They believe it enhances their health. They call it "Many Weed Tea".

Two people were hospitalized and 13 treated by paramedics for falls suffered while chasing an 8 pound wheel of cheese down a hill in Gloucestershire, England during the annual cheese roll races there.

A British teen-ager who thought he had "love, honour and obey" tattooed on his upper arm in Mandarin went to a Chinese restaurant where a waitress began laughing at him because the tattoo actually read, "At the end of the day, this is an ugly boy."

A burglar who set off a silent alarm in a clothes store in Vigevano, Italy, tried to hide by standing very still in the middle of a group of manne-quins. Unfortunately, none of the manne-quins had clothes or hair, which made it easy for police to spot him.

In Houston, a woman driving a convertible hit a one-legged pedestrian who was flipped up into the air and landed, seated perfectly, in the front seat of her car.

Researchers have found that spending three minutes in a freezer naked makes stress levels go down.

A New York man sat at his desk for five days before any of the other
23 office workers noticed he was dead. George Turklebaum, 51, a proofreader at a New York publishing firm, was such a quiet person, his fatal coronary went unnoticed as he slumped over. His boss, Elliot Wachiaski, said, "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusal that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept pretty much to himself."