Dryve Bi
to watch his clip though so lets get to it.
Hey Dryve Bi nice to have you on Mad man I know you have this major match coming up and
everything at the Ppv on Sunday.
Well yea I do wait a minute I have a idea Dan how bout you gather a couple of guys up and we
can do a little skit how the Ppv is going to go like.
That is not a bad idea hold up I will go get them hold up be back in a min.
Akroyd goes and gets Eddie Murphy(Malandro), Jim Carey(Ric Styles), Dan Akroyd(Insane One), Chris Farely(American Wrestler) Dryve Bi aas himself.
Aight guys lets get this on a role you have your parts don't you?
Everyone answer him with a yes.
Know these are going to be questions that I ask you guys alright lets get to it.
First person up Malandro I really don't know you but what the hell lets do it. Well Malandro what will I
do to you when you face me at the Ppv?
Well Mr. Dryve Bi you would just trample all over me and then would give me a choice to leave the
ring. But being stubborn as I am running down to the ring trying to shake the ropes and everything
you would look past that and beat my azz the royal way. After you beat me and the other ten wrestlers
you would go then to the liqour store and purchase some Crown Royal.
Very good you know your stuff don't you Malandro?
Yea I try to.
Well try harder damnit I would get Tanqueray not no Crown Royal.
Now Styles what would you do if it was left to me and you?
Well if it was down to me and you sir I would already be honored of not getting elimnated earlier
by you. But I would try to have some sort of momentum but it wouldn't compare to you then you
would use your speed and high flying skills to defeat me. After you do that you would make sure
that I couldn't show my face around my family because you will embarass me. Then you will force
me to retire early. Then you would go out and celebrate by drinking some Tanqueray.
Well you got part of that right but see if I would of asked you the first question you would of been
telling the whole truth. But go back with Malandro and study some more I would go out clubbin
afterward I finished with you.
On too lets see here American Wrestler what would you do if I beat you again?
Well you would beat me again there is no maybe about that. In our first match we had you proved
me that. But this is for something now and you would just trample all over me and show me that you
wasn't lying. You would use your agility to beat me and then I would fall to the Blok Ender because
your that damn good. Then you would make me run around screaming like a little girl that I am and
piss my pants once you beat me. Then you would celebrate well you tell me because I would get it wrong
because remember I didn't pass the first grade.
Well American Wrestler your absolutely right all of it man you smarter than you look. After I beat the first
two I would then go get your girl and take her back to my Hotel so like the other study somemore.
Now on to the final wrestler that I would be defeating the Insane One what would you do if I became the Hardcore Champ.
Well Dryve Bi I would move on to the next title and try my luck there if your not going to go for the anymore
belts. But before that I would go and cry with American Wrestler because I lost my belt. Then I would go down in self pitty, and I would go through some instevive therapy for depression. Then my mom would put me in the Mental Home. Then like A.W. I wouldn't know what you would do after beating me.
Well that is simply I would go back to your moms house and have her make me some grub after beating you losers.
But don't think because your name wasn't mention you got off oh no you rest will be getting yours too.
The segment closes with the closing remarks of Lilian Garcia back at wCw.