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| Quotes & Messenger Names |
| These are quotes I have found that I thought were sentimental, cool, funny or witty |
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| "Did You Hit Every Branch When You Fell Down The Stupid Tree?" |
| "Don't Like My Attitude? Call 1-800- Kiss-My-Azz" |
| "Most Idiots Are Only Alive Cuz It's Illegal To Shoot Them" |
| "Smile & The World Smiles With You, Fart & You Stand Alone" |
| "What Happens If You're Scared Half To Death, Twice?" |
| "Why Do Our Noses Run & Our Feet Smell ?" |
| "Mystify People With Your Intelligence, But If You Can't, Mystify Them With Ya BS" |
| "I Ran Into My Ex Yesterday, Put It In Reverse & Hit Him Again " |
| "Beauty Is Skin Deep, But Attitude Is To The Bone " |
| "People Walk In & Out Of Your Life, But Friends Leave Footprints " |
| "True Friendship Comes When Silence Between Two People Is Comfortable " |
| "I Drink To Make Other People Interesting" |
| "Whoever Said Nothing's Impossible Has Never Tried To Slam A Revolving Door" |
| "Passwords Are Like Underwear, Change Them Often" |
| "Beer: Helping People Get Laid Since 1823" |
| "I Invented The Cordless Extension Cord" |
| "May Your Life Be Like Toilet Paper, Long, Soft And Useful" |
| "Friends Are Quiet Angels Who Lift Us To Our Feet When Our Wings Have Trouble Remembering How To Fly" |
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| "A Sharp Tongue Can Slit Its Own Throat" |
| "People Change Things, But More Often, Things Change People" |
| "Anyone Who Thinks Sunshine Means Happiness Has Never Danced In The Rain" |
| "Ability Is What You Can Do, Attitude Determines How Well You Do It" |
| "Don't Just Wish Upon A Star, Reach For One" |
| "A Smile Is One Small Curve That Can Straighten Out A Lot" |
| "Actions Speak Louder Than Words" |