| GOD: Believing in a phrase...and living the lifestyle are two different things. I SAID: I'm listening. GOD: Well, to really live out the WWJD lifestyle may cost you some dates. I SAID: The girls?? GOD: And maybe some friends. I SAID: The guys? GOD: And maybe your time. I SAID: My TV shows? GOD: WWJD means asking yourself "What would Jesus do" before anything and everything you do. I SAID: Well, yeah...technically. GOD: Excuse me? I SAID: I mean, yeah...we all know what the letters stand for. GOD: But... I SAID: But to take it seriously. I mean to actually ask ourselves that question...well that would change everything...or at least alot! GOD: Check out 1John 2:6. I SAID: Okay. Got it right here. "Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did." Hmmm. GOD: SO what's it gonna be? A fashion statement or a lifestyle backed with commitment? I SAID: But, God, I'm not sure you really understand, If I truly asked what you do. Well, you probably wouldn't got to the movie I'm gonna see this Friday with Brian. GOD: Not that particular one; no. I SAID: And you probably wouldn't want me hanging out with Kari as much GOD: She shoplifts and since you're not doing anything to confront her or trying to introduce her to Me, she's pulling you down, yes, I'd like you to quit spending so much time with her. I SAID: God, If I start asking myself that question... GOD: If you don't and you continue to wear that bracelet you're a phony. |