| GOD'S BILLBOARDS |
| Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God |
| What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? - God |
| We need to talk. -God |
| Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God |
| Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God |
| That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God |
| I love you and you and you and.... -God |
| Follow me - God |
| Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God |
| My way is the highway. - God |
| Need directions? -God |
| You think it's hot here. - God |
| Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. - God |
| Do you have any idea where you're going? - God |
| Don't make me come down there- God |
| ~ Author Unknow~ |