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My name's Jolea

It bugs me when people pronounce my name Jol-ee-uh

My name is pronounced Jolie..not Jo-Lee or Jo-Lee-Uh.. Jol-ee

I'm 14

I live in West Virginia

I'm a Freshman at LHS

I'm 5'5 1/4

The 1/4 on my height makes me feel taller..

I talk to toasters

I dance with shovels

I like playing in the rain with Joni

I like talking to people on the phone past midnight..it makes me feel special

I have dyed my hair before

I want my nose, eyebrow, and bellybutton pierced

I will have all of the above pierced

I'm gonna get a tattoo

I haven't decided what it's gonna be of yet

I like watching The Wiggles

I still sleep with a stuffed animal

His name is Mr. Nanners

My parents are divorced

I have a brother and a sister

I have a bellybutton

I don't like feet

I have stayed up for 24 hours straight

The latest I've ever stayed up is until 2:00 p.m.

I'm scared of loud noises

I am drawn to shiny objects

I have a man-eating llama named Joe Bob

If you make my man-eating llama mad you will die a painful, slow, and gruesome death

I saw Finding Nemo 2 times

I've seen Lord of the Rings well over 6 times

I like Mr. Happy Vomit

Tropical-smelling candles make me hungry

I attack people with flying monkeys at Wal-Mart

I attack people with bouncy balls at the mall

I have been hit with a bouncy ball at the mall

I have been slapped on WVAQ 2 times (they were both as jokes though)

I have slapped a lot of people on WVAQ

My first daughter's name will be Noel Lianna

I don't like milk

I like to burn things

I'm scared that something like what happened in Humans Can Lick, Too will happen to me..

On July 21, I superglued all my fingers and toes together...it hurt pulling them apart...I got in trouble by my mom

I like scrambled eggs

I can't make scrambled eggs

I can make grilled cheese

I am known for launching grilled cheeses at people's heads at school

I often look up at the ceiling in public, just to see who else looks up to see what I'm looking at

I can't cook very well

I still like catching lightning bugs

I don't like moths

I name all insects I catch Joe, George, or Henry

I hate worms

I have nail glued a quarter to the floor at the mall, just to see who tries to pick it up

I like going for walks in East Shinnston

I fall out of bed a lot

I like cookie dough

If I could change my name, I would change it to Noel

One thing I dislike about my personality is I'm very stubborn

I like to tape my fingers together

I wuv belly-time

I wuv the Annual Shower Races (held every June 25th)

I don't like mustard

I like ketchup

I care a lot about what people think about me

I like ketchup and chips together

I like peanut butter and pickle sandwiches

I'm not very normal

I like pickles..a lot

I don't like pie

I can be an elephant if Lea's there to help

I call people retarded unicorns a lot

I like sitting outside of Joni's window..it comforts me

I'm Jared's bitch

Jared is my bitch

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