Ashley: The llama on my computer sounds like its having an orgasm
Jolea: ...i'm sorry...
Ashley: Yea... the encyclopedia thingy I got the other day has these picture gallery things and the animal one has sounds as well. And the llama sounds like its having an orgasm
Jolea: lmao
Ashley: Its all like, moaning and stuff
Jolea: ...what kinda encyclopedia do you have?!?!?!
Ashley: The Barnyard Kama Sutra
Ashley: LMAO
Ashley: J/k
Ashley: Its Webster's Encyclopedia 2002
Jolea: lmao
Ashley: but seriously tho... that llama is getting seriously excited
Jolea: lol
Jolea: can you see anything?
Jolea: or just hear?
Ashley: Just a pic of a llama and the sound
Ashley: its not... animated or anything
Jolea: lol
Ashley: that would be just tooooo weird
Jolea: okay..
Jolea: lol
Jolea: yeah sure, you know you'd watch it again and again
Jolea: we all know how you like your animal porn, ash
Ashley: You're such a perv
Ashley: Thats gross
Jolea: you're the one who listens to llamas have orgasms
Ashley: Not on purpose!
Jolea: how many times did you listen to it?
Ashley: how was I supposed to know
Ashley: Uhh... I dont know. 3 or 4 times
Jolea: "not on my purpose" my ass
Jolea: lol
Ashley: It was just so damn funny
Ashley: And I do not like animal porn!!!
Jolea: lol, yes, I'M THE PERV
Ashley: Yea, you are
Jolea: um, do i listen to llamas have orgasms, um, I THINK NOT
Ashley: No, but do I sleep with a pimp monkey?? Nooooo
Jolea: Mr. Nanners is not a pimp, has Levi ever slept with him?
Jolea: um nope
Jolea: so, how would he know
Ashley: LoL
Jolea: i'm the only gurl he sleeps with
Ashley: I dont know
Jolea: except for Lea and Amber, coz he comes with me over there
Ashley: Yea, but how many guys do>
Ashley: ?
Ashley: Yea, exactly, Mr. Nanners is a pimp
Jolea: 3 girls makes ya a pimp
Jolea: i didn't know that
Jolea: all i knew was that 3 guys for a chik made her a whore
Ashley: well, thats not counting the guys he sleeps with
Ashley: LoL
Jolea: he doesn't sleep with any guys, bc mr. nanners isn't there unless i'm there, and i really don't remember sleeping with any guys!
Ashley: maybe he sneaks out at night...
Ashley: you never know...
Jolea: hmmm...
Ashley: My stuffed animals have orgies with my sister's stuffed animals all the time
Jolea: okay, now you're making mr. nanners out to sound like a juvenile-delinquint man-whore
Ashley: LMAO
Jolea: oh my gosh....
Jolea: lol
Ashley: hey, if the shoe fits
Jolea: omg! ashley!
Ashley: what>
Ashley: ?
Jolea: mr. nanners is NOT a man whore!!
Ashley: LMAO
Jolea: juvenile delinquint, maybe...but man whore -- NO!
Ashley: I dont even let me stuffed animals sleep with me anymore, not after the last time I left them home alone
Ashley: Holy bejeezers... that was really bad
Jolea: ...what happened?
Ashley: Half naked rabbits all over the place, and you know rabbits...
Jolea: lol
Jolea: they hump like gorillas
Ashley: Yup
Ashley: Ugh... Gorillas...
Ashley: My sister's chimpanzee was running around with my lacy black bra on his head.
Jolea: lmao
Ashley: it was BAD
Jolea: lmao
Jolea: okay...new subject
Jolea: this is gettin a lil weird
Jolea: lmao
Ashley: LMAO
Ashley: yea...
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