This is a voice mail I got on my cell from Brooke! LoL! It's really funny if ya just hear it..but it's kinda funny like this too..oh and it's done in a Chinese-accent lol!
"Hello Jolea. Can I call you Leroy? I call you Leroy. Leroy, why you kick my dog? My dog is not a kickable person. He is a dog. And he doesn't like to be kicked. And my dog told me that you walk up to him and you kick him. And he told you not to. He said "Hey! Don't kick me." And you said "I will kick you!" And you kicked my dog. And I don't like that. So please don't kick my dog again. Because..yeah..my dog is not a kick-toy, he doesn't like to be kicked. He did not just say "Come on! Kick me girl"..No..He said, "No, don't kick me girl." You just, you had to kick him. And you know what if you kick my dog again I'm gonna have to talk to your dad, I'm gonna have to tell him "Yo, your daughter kicked my dog, and that's not cool because, yeah, my dog don't wanna be kicked." And if you kick my dog again, I kick you. Ya got me? Kapeesh girl? Okay! Well I better go now because Johnna wants me to call her cell phone. So I gotta go. Don't kick my dog. Okay? Okay? Bye. Love you. Don't kick my dog"
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