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| Ode to the Shit Shirt by Foxy G Jan. 2003 Dedicated to the retiring of the L2H3 Shirt Shirt I�m hurt I�m bewildered What did I do wrong It wasn�t my fault That I started to pong Short memories on file here Remember my kindness By taking the place of The toilet seat harness I was neat & clean & Bare of adornments Then some silly sod started adding odd bits I had writing and ribbons, a willy and flop Who was the hasher that made me the pits I became nore shitty as the weeks went by Sweaty and smelly I�ve had the lot Unkept unclean the odour got worse But Hashers themselves didn�t give jot I wanted to stay until I decayed But Bimboy said no your out on your ear You�re had your time, your successor�s in place It makes sense to go, it�s the start of the year I�m being kept for prosperity � how is unknown But all I can ask of those that have heart That I�m wrapped up in moth balls Co�s I did play my Part. |