"That is it! You're brilliant, Malfoy! I would kiss you, but that would be gross!"
"You've been kissing Malfoy all over the place, after all, it's only natural you'd want to save his scaly hide. You--you bad girl, Hermione. You smoocher of evil."
"We can all hang out. Go to the beach. Watch Malfoy not get tan."
"Well, did you try looking under the sofa in HELL?"
"Bollocks to that!"
Harry looked solemn. "Power? Ambition? The Jedi craves not these things."
** "I�m Remus Lupin," he said. "I�m a werewolf, and it�s, er my first time here." He paused. "I was Called here," he added, as clarification.
"Yes, very interesting." The creature waved a long, grayish hand at them irritably. "Didn�t you read the sign?"
Lupin and Sirius craned their necks to look where it indicated. A bronze plaque was affixed to the stone wall, to the left of the door. It read Dark Creatures Being Called: Please Use Side Entrance. **
�Oooooh, bring it on, Granger. Bring it on.�
"She leveled her gaze with Draco�s, hoping to elicit some type of noticeable response, but he turned his back to her and started for his room. 'So that�s the way it�s going to be,' she called to him, but he did not stop or even pause. She strode swiftly to her room and slammed the door behind her.
Draco closed his door soundlessly behind him, and leaned his back against it, banging his head dully against the thick wood. Behind the closed door, there was no one to see his crestfallen face or the confusion he had so cleverly hidden from her, 'No, Hermione. It�s the way it has to be.�
** �So he just asked, and you told him.�
�Yes.�
�He didn�t threaten you with bodily harm?�
�No.�
�He didn�t threaten you with a potion brewed by Longbottom?�
�No.�
�He didn�t threaten to hide all of your books until the end of the term?�
�No.�
�He just asked you.�
�That�s right.� **
Why should Malfoy get Hermione, she can be hot when she wants to be. Did you see her at the Yule Ball?� asked a Ravenclaw boy. �Hell ya!!� answered the Huffleppuff boy back.
Hermione turned her back to Draco and changed into a pair of silk boxers and a halter night top. She got into Malfoys silver and green silk sheets and jumped when he put his arms around her. �Night honey.� �Goodnight Sweetie.� there was an strange moment of silence then Hermione said. �I love you.� Draco�s eyes bolted awake. �Sorry I was practicing.� Draco pulled her closer. �No you weren�t.�
"Ever notice that the AT&T Logo looks like the Death Star?" -unknown
DrEamieRockSTar: remeber what jesus said
hyprcnfzldbrdm: h-esus or the lord?
this is hilarious: marker chick from lyrics.com said:
"That was then, this is now. There are changes to be made because of our advance society. For example:
Leviticus 19:19: '...Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material' There it is, plain black and white: Everyone who has worn a cotton-polyester blend is going to hell."
Lle holma ve' edan (elvish for "you smell like a human"
DUMB DUMB DUMB!! lol sry mike had to do taht...lmao
UnReAliStiCP0s3r: SMOKIN WIT LEW
(lol) funny!
"and i was all 'this is rea'." - charlie talkin bout the first time melissa met rea..lol
"E-JUST! E-JUST! E-JUST!" -Charlie
"It's adjust."-me
"Oh."-Charlie
"catch the heart of daniel radcliffe with a powerpoint" me to isela about her hp ppt...lol
Mrs.Janson: "NIKKI! NIKKI!"
Nikki: "Is someone calling me?" *looks up to the sky and cups her hand to her ear* "God?"
(lmao nikki so funny)
"Mary didn't have sex with an angel." -Mr.Kristoff