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Auntie Chubbie Letter Two |
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Ok, this wasn't actually a letter- it was a series of letters. I'm honestly worried about the sender. At first, I thought "Hey, someone (cough,Katie O, cough, cough) is teasing me." But lo and behold, I receive like a billion more. So, even if it is a prank, you're getting my advice. DEAL! |
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Hello Auntie Chubbie! I have been having some problems down south if you know what I mean. If you don't I'll just say it. I have a rash on my penis. |
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What do I do about the mysterious rash on my penis?? |
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Auntie Chubby, I have sent you like fucking letters and you haven't answered god dammit! You mother fucker! I am never fucking sending you another mother fucking letter the fuck again! God asshole fucking bastard bitch. So there. |
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~ Penis Problem |
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Dear P.P, I am very sorry I have not responded to your letters! Auntie Chubby has been goin through some tough shit recently! For your letter, I consulted my gynocologist, who referred me to a peniologist. She told me that it is perfectly normal for there to be a few red dots that might appear to be a rash, but if you have been feeling any itching sensations or have noticed it becoming smaller in any way, consult a local peniologist as soon as possible! My personal recommendation is to do voo-doo on your penis. (After all, it's a real man!) But instead of punching the doll, massage it and put some anti-itch cream on it. The rash should be gone by May of 2012. If it is not HOLY FUCK!! Also, when speaking with my dear dear friend who hopes to grow up to be a peniologist (what can I say, she likes action) suggested acupuncture. She says it is actually quite effective when dealing with the genital area. Anyways, good luck and keep me posted! |
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Are you having problems with your rocket ship? |
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