Ok, so I like this fat kid named Peter, but when I told him, he thought I was joking. See, since he is soooo damn fat and ugly he doesn't believe that anyone could like him. But I do! I like him for his good heart and intelli-.....wait! What am I saying? I just like fat asses!!!!
~Big Butt Boy Lover
That sucks that he doesn't believe you! But as for your choice of men, I find that big boys tend to have big parts. (You can take that pervertedly or take it innocently. Whatever you want!) Just make sure he understands that you really like him. For example, if someone is making fun of him, defend him. If he's nearby, give yourself double points!!! But as for the stopping in the middle of intelligence, I'm starting to wonder. Do you like him for who he is, or do you just like him because he's got a big booty? If you choose the later, go directly to jail- do not pass go, and do not collect $200! Get to know him a little better. Not only will he start to believe that you actually DO like him, but you'll find out if he's really Mr. Right. Anyways, good luck!
Auntie Chubbie
