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It was at urbis sometime at the start of summer, it was me,matt,laura,becky,jenna,rachel, leanne,a nd vanessa (not on my friends pae for a reason) and rach leanne and vanessa started fooling about with a bottle of vodka, and after about three swigs vanessa was shit-faced, naturaly we tried to make sure she was and what not, so we took her under a tree in the shade and tried to make her sit down and drink water, but she woudltn do it, she then pushed matt over and said she wanted to ride him,then matt, having the sick sense of humour that he does, says "hey vaneesa why not try and ride david, im sure hed love it" so as i was freakin out having this bladdered blonde girl with huge eyebrows ontop of m, matt was pissing himself, and i coudltn get anyoen to help me cause rahcle n leeanne had fucked off the loos and laura becky and jenna were in afflex. so i pushed her off ans she was sat next to a big block thing, then she just exploeded with pink watery puke out of her mouth and mee matt were like "ewwwwwwwwww" but we had to look after her, so we sat her up on the block things and she just lay down staright away which is really bad for a drunk person if you didnt know, so we rolled her over and poured water down her neck in a feele attempt to sober her up, but she swallowed it and then threw it all back up just to spite us, so there was this puddle of pink puke next to us, and then vanessa decides to fall off and intot he sick, and she was then instantly sick again but all over er top, and by this time me and matt had had enough, which was lucky cause laura and becky came back, so they dealt with vanessa while me and matt went to go wash our hands and stuff. |
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