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�Never said you were big brother,� Steph and Jericho got off of the bed and each accepted a weapon from Shane.
�Heyman�s gone too far. He never mentioned brain washing. If people come over of their own free will, that�s one thing. But if he�s gonna do this shit, that�s just wrong.�
�So what do we do?� Rob asked.
�Take out this place first,� Lita looked around.
�Um�excuse me, I�m back!� Jericho pointed out. �I can be in control again. Two days and you�re already used to it.�
�Look, this is personal. We don�t destroy this place, they have the drugs. They can shoot us up. I want Angelica gone for good.�
�I�ll agree to that,� Jeff back her up. �I want that bitch gone too.�
�So, anybody have a plan?�
�I�ve got a plan!� Jackie busted in. �Let�s kick their asses �til their heads fall off, then let�s kick their heads until they scream.�
Silence.
�I like it,� Rob finally said.
�We need a real plan,� Matt looked at Lita.
�Don�t look at me. I�m stumped.�
�How about we all just pick a friend and keep them busy while one of us figures out some way to blow this mother?� Jericho suggested.
�I like it,� Rob smirked.
�Alright, who�s your friend?�
Rob�s smirk grew sinister. �Austin.�
�Dudleyz,� both Hardyz suggested simultaneously.
�Trish �I�ll fuck whatever moves� Stratus.� Steph looked down at her boots and smiled.
�I want my sister,� Tori announced.
Hurricane was silent. �Don�t you think someone should get to the ship, just in case?�
�Good idea,� Jericho smiled at the kid. �You do that. And do it well you get your wings.�
Jackie removed her knife again. �Regal.�
�Anyone who didn�t see that one coming?� Shane asked. �I�ll go after..�
�You�re blowing this place,� Lita told him. �You know it better than the rest of us.�
�Right.�
�I want Angle,� Hunter told them. �He�s mine.�
�Christian,� Jericho pushed hair out of his face. �He killed a crew member.�
�Under my watch,� Lita protested.
�Yeah, but I know who you want. And you�d better take him.�
Lita sighed. �You�re right. I�ve got Heyman.�

�Do you know what my watch is saying?� Austin was asking D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley as they stood in the open area in the central section. �Do you?�
�Um�you�re about to get your asses kicked?� The three looked up to see Matt, Jeff, and RVD on the floor above them.
�What the hell?� The three Alliance members watched as the boys smiled at them. �Why don�t you come down here and say that?�
�They had to ask, didn�t they?� Jeff shrugged, then made the guns with his hands.

Sable was in the middle of listening to some old CD from years ago when Tori found her.
�I�m not that innocent,� Sable crooned with her eyes closed.
�Damn straight,� Tori answered her, catching her sister off guard with a blow to the face. �Sable�it�s been so long, and you�re still listening to shitty music.�

BAM!
Christian barely had time to realize what had hit him before Jericho had thrown him across the room.
�So, you liked killing your brother?� Jericho asked. �You get a little wood when you did that?�
�What the FUCK?� Christian asked, wiping blood from his mouth.
�Just a question. Did you get off on killing your older brother?�
�Yeah, it was a fucking religious experience!� Christian growled.
�Love thy brother,� Jericho responded, coming after Christian again.

�Angle�.� Hunter growled softly when he finally found his target.
�Triple H, wow. The Game.� Angle approached him without fear. �We go back pretty far, don�t we? I mean�we shared missions, shared tips, shared your wife.�
�Not gonna work,� Hunter drew his pistol. Angle dodged the first shot and rolled away. He drew his own weapon. �Now, this is what I�ve missed.�
�Getting your ass kicked?�
�Nah,� Hunter laughed. �You crying for mercy.�
�I�m not crying for mercy.�
�Yet.�

�I knew you�d be here, sooner or later,� Heyman said without turning around. �I knew you�d come.�
�You�ve done things to me that are unquestionably evil,� Lita told him. �You toyed with my head. You made me into a monster. And you did it all for your own little perverse pleasure. You liked seeing me hurt, kill and maim people. I want revenge.�
�What you want is her gone,� Heyman corrected. �I could do it.�
He gasped as a shot fired right past his ear. He spun to see Lita holding her gun.
�Liar.�

�Caught ya sleeping, didn�t I?�
Regal woke up in his office, tied to a chair, with Jackie standing over him. �Now� that little question of mine��
Regal struggled again, realizing he�d already been relieved of his pants and underwear.
�Nope. You�re not getting out. No questions this time.� Jackie smirked as she held up her Bowie knife and a rubber band. �Well�one question. Let�s get the answer.�
Regal�s scream sounded through the entire complex.

�What the hell was that?� Trish asked, standing up from her microscope in the drug lab.
�That was Regal being relieved of a set of balls he didn�t use anyway,� Shane informed her.
�Yeah, and we thought mom was the only one with grapefruit slicing abilities,� Steph shrugged.
�How is mom, anyway?� Shane asked his sister.
�Pretty good. Misses you. Wants you home for Thanksgiving this year.�
�I�ll have to see if I can get the leave. I�d like to.�
�It�d be nice to have the whole family together. But should I tell about Jericho before or after dinner?�
�EXCUSE ME!� Trish screamed. �Is everyone forgetting I�m here?�
�Right, sorry,� Steph fired a dart at the girl.
Trish slumped to the floor.
�You didn�t kill her, did you?� Shane asked.
�Nah, are you kidding? I really want those cute boots.�

�MERCY! MERCY!� Angle screamed as Hunter put more pressure on his lower arm.
�Told you,� Hunter reminded him as he fired a shot through his head.

�And that would be mine,� Rob took Austin�s watch off of the dazed man. He put it on and held it to his ear. �You know what this watch is saying to me?�
Austin blinked his eyes.
�It�s not saying anything. It�s a watch you stupid fuck.�
There was a crashing noise, signifying that both Dudleyz were now disposed of.
�Let�s get outta here,� Matt suggested.

Sable raked Tori�s eyes, then kicked her in the gut, taking her to the ground. �Tisk, tisk, sis.� she punctuated this with another kick to her sister�s stomach. �You�ve gone soft.�
Tori shook her head. �You know, they say you can�t teach an old dog new tricks.� She pushed herself into a handstand and wrapped her legs around Sable�s neck, then snapped it in one smooth motion.
�And you�re one of the biggest bitches I�ve ever known.�

Lita stared down Heyman, her chest rising and falling steadily. �Liar,� she repeated.
Heyman slowly stood up. �Now, Red��
�DON�T CALL ME THAT!� she screamed. �I was never Red to you. I was never even Lita to you. I was Angelica��
Heyman reached beneath his desk and slowly opened the hidden case containing a hypodermic needle. He plunged it, filling it with liquid to prevent a bubble. �Lita�I wanted what was best.�
�SHUT UP!� she ordered. �What was best was making me a ruthless killer? That�s what was best?�
�No�that wasn�t what was best.� Heyman threw the needle at Lita, landing it in her shoulder.
She pulled it out after it hand only injected halfway. Heyman watched as her face twisted. �Baaaaaad idea.�
She charged him, gun firing madly and shattering the mirror behind his desk. He replied by drawing his gun and pointing it at her.
It came down to a standoff. Both had a pistol in their right hand, held against the other�s temple. �Face it, you can�t beat me.� Heyman growled.
�Nope�not alone,� Lita smirked at him. She looked him in the eye and smirked.
In an inhumanly fast movement, Lita grabbed Heyman�s right arm and before he could fire at her she had him turn around and gasping in pain. She kneed him in the back, then bent down and picked up a large shard of extremely sharp glass from the floor. When Heyman turned back around she swung out and slit his throat, then thrust the glass into his stomach and slash upwards, cutting him wide open.
He fell over�dead.
She heard a gasp behind her. Turning to face her crew, she wiped the sweat from her face.
�I didn�t know you could do that,� Hunter protested.
�I can�t,� Lita stumbled towards them. �Angelica could.�
Shane and Steph suddenly ran towards the group, Stephanie carrying an unconscious Trish on her back. �We�ve gotta go now! This place is gonna blow!�
�How did you�?� Jericho asked.
�Trish had all the makings of a bomb in the lab. Just took some reassembling. Let�s move!�
Just as the last person, Jericho, climbed out of the entrance way, there was a huge BOOM that shook the entire ground.
When everything had settled down, Lita heard her radio going off. �This is Red. Over.�
�Red? Hurricane! I�m back on the ship! And guess who I ran into on my way out?�
�Who?� Lita asked, assuming it was Storm and she was about to hear about the ass kicking Hurricane had handed him and�
A gasping voice interrupted that thought. �He ran into me.�
�EDGE!� Lita screamed as she recognized the voice. �HOW IN THE HELL?�
�Ask Shane.�
Lita looked at the dark haired heir apparent. �I�m not a fuck up.� Shane smirked at her.
Hunter placed one arm around her waist as they looked over the seemingly harmless ground. He suddenly heard her say �Hunter?�
�Yeah Red?�
�Remember when you told me when I was ready, you�d be there?�
�Uh-huh.�
�Well, I think I�m ready.�

Co-Captain�s Log, supplemental;
Everything�s been going pretty smoothly since we all ended up back here. Jericho and I were made Co-Captains of the ship after a long and arduous debate and several rounds of rock, paper, scissors. Edge is expected to make a full recovery. Turns out, the bullet didn�t hit his lung like we thought, it passed by it. He had a back up plan the whole time which included a blood capsule hidden in the back of his mouth, however since me becoming Angelica wasn�t included in that plan it kinda never happened. He�s currently recovering on main base until he�s ready to return to action. Though he may be seeing some action there, if what I�m hearing about him and Merc is all true�guess I was just a phase.
Oh, yeah, there was a special ceremony back there for all of us. Every single one of us was promoted two ranks, and as a special bonus we get our old post back and never have to deal with an inspection again. Hurricane was also presented his wings, which apparently impressed Scattia and has the two of them sending mail back and forth. This could help him get over Steph, if it hasn�t already.
Speaking of Steph, she transferred out here as medical officer until a more permanent solution can be found. She and Jericho are getting along great, especially since she told her parents about their relationship, and since the divorce papers went through. Plus, she looks great in those boots.
As for me�well, Hunter and I are getting along wonderfully. Matt was kinda weird to us at first, but he�s calmed down considerably. Though Hunter and I still fight sometimes, it�s good fighting and we know it�s only because we love each other. I think we�re perfect for each other because we each have seen the other�s dark side and are willing to put it behind us.
I figured I�d let the crew give one final word as to what they learned through this whole ordeal.

Chris Jericho- I learned that love is the most powerful weapon in the universe. Well, love and Steph�s tongue.
Steph- I learned that everyone has a good side and a bad side. Someone can be a horrible person, but can still be the key to a funky pair of boots.
RVD- I learned that I can stand up to people who talk to their watch. �Do you know what this watch is saying?� What an asshole.
Jeff Hardy- I learned that there�s just something about Lita�OW! Matt!
Matt Hardy- I learned that sometimes it�s not just enough to love someone, you have to respect them as well, or else you�ll lose them. Like I did.
Tori- I learned my sister�s taste in music still sucked. And that I need to change my call name again. And that sometimes life is more than just a series of one night stands and sometimes what we really want is someone who knows us and loves us for who we are�or not.
Jackie- I learned that when you cut a man�s balls off it leaves one hell of a mess. I�m still trying to get the stains out of that uniform!
Hurricane- I learned that patience pays off, and that when your heart is broken it�s a sign that you need someone else to help you put it back together.
Shane- I learned that I am not a fuck up.
Hunter- I learned that sometimes the person you want has been there the whole time, you just never knew it. Facing the past is more important than feeling bad about it. I also learned that Lita gives killer head.

Hunter felt a slap across the back of his head as he was typing his response. He stopped and erased the last sentence.