| LLLM: Leading Lady Lita Muse SJM: Sexy Jeff Muse HWPM: Home Wrecker Psylocke Muse MWMSM: Married the Wrong Man Stephanie Muse EIJM: Emotionally Immature Jericho Muse SMM: Serious Matt Muse NSM: Neglected Spike Muse FGM: Flaming Guerro Muse LLLM: So, who wants to be first? SJM: I will. LLLM: Okay, next? HWPM: I�ll go next. LLLM: If you insist�(muttering) you little ho. HWPM: What? LLLM: I had something caught in my throat. HWPM: Hey, don�t do that. If you don�t tell me what you said, I�ll just read your mind! LLLM: You can�t do that! HWPM: Hey, who�s the mutant here? MWMSM: I thought Lilly told you not to use your powers tonight. HWPM: What can she do? EIJM: Um�cross you over and hook you up Rocky? HWPM: She wouldn�t dare� EIJM: I wouldn�t test her. She can get pissed off when she�s supposed to be doing Algebra. NSM: Yeah. She�s evil when she�s using a graphing calculator. LLLM: Spike, you wanna go next? NSM: Sure, why not love. SMM: Can I be fourth? EIJM: You wanna be fourth? SMM: Yes, seriously. MWMSM: I�ll be fifth, if nobody minds. EIJM: I�ll take sixth. LLLM: that makes me last. Alright, let�s go over the rules one more time. NO using mutant powers to distract other bowlers. HWPM: Bitch. LLLM: Not me, Lilly�s rules. HWPM: Bitch. Psylocke had never met anyone like Rock before. Her recent rejection by Cyclops made her feel�vulnerable. Made her question her sex appeal. But looking into Rock�s deep brown eyes made her� HWPM: OKAY, OKAY! NO POWERS! LLLM: Second, name calling only between lovers trying to deny their obvious attraction for each other, or in reference to Psylocke. HWPM: Why does she hate me??? SJM: She doesn�t hate you. She just hates that she didn�t get a decent Psylocke Muse, she wanted the �Misunderstood Psylocke� or the �Rebellious Psylocke�, and then you show up and screw her. HWPM: Maybe I should get her a decent Terri Muse so she�ll be distracted. NSM: She�ll never go for it. She has a Terri Muse deterrence device. LLLM: HUH? NSM: A �Why are you a wuss� Faith Muse. MWMSM: I didn�t know she had a Faith Muse. NSM: Well, she replaced her �Hardcore� Bubbles Muse after Bubbles got caught playing with Octi on the Job, probably why you managed to sneak by at first. MWMSM: You mean she didn�t like me at first? LLLM: You didn�t notice that she ignored you or made you a bitch until she wrote the Princess Bride story? MWMSM: Oh, that was back when I was Bitchy Man Stealing Stephanie Muse. That was until she started thinking up new pairings for Hunter� LLLM: Like who? MWMSM: You might see�eventually. LLLM: SHE�S GONNA PAIR ME WITH HHH? MWMSM: I never said that� SMM: No, she�s not. If she does, who do I go with? SJM: She�s not planning on any Mary Sue anytime soon, right? NSM: She gave up on Mary Sue after she wrote her Buffy/Highlander X-over. I only hope that�s never read. Spike had never met anyone quite like Psylocke before. She was so different; it was like he could sense something in her. NSM: WHAT DID I DO???? THE X-OVER WASN�T YOUR BEST! HWPM: What�s wrong with being paired with me? NSM: I want a decent Psylocke Muse. Can�t she get an Evolution Psylocke Muse? Home Wrecker Psylocke Disappears and is replaced by a younger, more punked out version of the mutant. Punk Evolution Psylocke Muse (PEPM): Wow, that was weird. EIJM: And probably only temporary. HWPM has a way of finding her way back, even when we think she�s gone. I think Lilly has to try to sell her on E-bay. Jericho was revved up for his title match tonight. And, guessing from the teasing glances he�d been getting from Steph all day, he might be getting more than just his title shot. EIJM and MWMSM: YES! LLLM: Uh, you guys do know that Lilly doesn�t write NC-17 right? The worst she�ll do is drop many, many f bombs. EIJM: Yes, but the powers of implication are strong with that one. SMM: I still wanna know who I get if she pairs Lita with HHH. LLLM: She wouldn�t dare, would she? WOULD SHE? Coming soon from Lilly V: A HHH/Lita shipper fic. LLLM: NOOOOOO!!!! FGM: HOLA! EIJM: THAT�S IT; WE�RE LEAVING THE BOWLING ALLEY. NEXT TIME, WE GO CLUBBING! |