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A pair of yellow meatballs poked around the corner. Shaded eyes glanced around making sure the area was safe before the rest of the body followed, sneaking on its tiptoe. Serena let out a breath as she saw the salon across the road.
She wouldn�t normally sneak to the salon, hell she hated the bloody place with a death, but Daerin was being� difficult, to say the least.
Quickly she slipped across the street, strangely graceful on her feet for a change.
She opened the door and pulled her shades up. Looking inside.
Metal spinning chairs with soft leather seats atop stood facing the huge mirrors that panelled across the whole wall on one side of the shop. About a quarter of those chairs were occupied. Serena sighed heavily and slide up to the desk.
�How may I help you Miss?� the woman at the counter said, eyeing off Serena�s hair.
Serena smiled and in a low whisper told the woman what she wanted.
There was a shocked gasp and Serena said something more, nodding solemnly the woman motioned her over to an open chair.
One of the cutting ladies came over and the counter lady whispered shortly.
There was a terrified gasp and then the counter lady said more.
Again a head nodded solemnly.
By now just about everyone else in the salon was staring, wondering what the fuck was going on.
A patron leaned over and asked Serena who gave a shaky smile and then whispered something to the woman whom did the gasp thing, Serena whispered again and the woman sighed ruefully.
� You brave little thing!� she said and then presumed to tell her friend, who did the whole thing with the gasps.
And then she told the person sitting next to her and so on and so forth.
By the time a whole hour had passed everyone was staring as the hairdresser moved around Serena�s head and the little blonde girl stared at her eyes in the mirror, fighting her own body not the get up and scream.
Another hour went by. Still the hairdresser did not falter, and neither, to her own relief, did Serena.
Yet another hour passed, and by now everyone was watching the blonde girls lip quivering as the hairdresser finally finished her work and stood back triumphantly.
When Serena could be viewed by all that had accumulated in the salon, there was a collective gasp. And then the cheers broke out.
Serena, whose nerves were nearly dead managed a final smile and paid the woman.
Before she walked out into the street she slipped a veil over her head and popped the sunglasses back on before sneaking away the same way she�d come.

Later:

Serena sat on the couch and fretted. It wasn�t like Daerin to be out this late. She was to say the least, really, really pissed with him, and worried. Where was he? Had something awful happened to him? Was he just late? If so was she really going to murder him? If the answer were yes would she stab him or chock him? Did he look good in black? Well� that was kinda obvious. What about grey? Hmmm.
She ran a head through her hair and her lip trembled again.
It was still in her meatballs, it was still there� but� but it was� well, yeah!
She then toyed with one of the rose petals, they were scattered all over the floor and on the bed, and on her and� well yeah, so they were like, everywhere.
She heard the front door open and her heart raced. He�d come home at last!
She couldn�t help the giggle that escaped her mouth, but she lay determinedly silent after that.
The footsteps were getting closer! Serena did a once over in the nearby mirror and winked at herself, she looked stunning, and beautiful and� well yeah, she looked good.
The door opened and Serena felt her mouth gape.

�Where the fuck is he? And what did he do this time?!� she pretty much exploded when she saw Sailor Jupiter peek her head around the corner.
Instead of answering the questions with the things she�d been rehearsing she gapped at Serena.
�WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!� was about the gist of what the thunder senshi managed to form out of her incoherent thoughts.
Distracted from her task of finding out where her love was Serena sighed. And whispered something.
Sailor Jupiter gasped and Serena whispered the rest of it, which she�d found she knew by heart by now.
Jupiter shook her head sadly. Then brightened instantly.
�Well, I came here to find you, we need Sailor Moon. Rei got drugged out by� Well she got drugged out by this uh, thing, and uh, well she�s turned sort of wacko and we need you to turn her back without hurting her� and uh� uh��
Jupiter was blushing slightly at something and then she stammered over her words.
Serena prompted her on. �Tell me.� Her tone was dark and threatening. Jupiter freaked and jumped back from the pissed of girl.
�Ah, she kinda kidnapped Tuxedo Mask.�
Jupiter jumped back, then noticed the look on Serena�s face and swallowed hard.
�Fine.� Was all the blonde said.
Jupiter jumped again when her communicator went off. She looked down into the screen at Sailor Neptune.
�Sailor Jupiter? Oh good, have you found the princess? Good, we could really use your help down here.� A large explosion and someone yelling about their brand new sports car followed this sentence, and even if she was still a fellow senshi the bitch was getting hurt now. Neptune looked behind her and yelled out something then turned back to the screen.
�Ah, I�ve gotta go and save Sailor Mars before Uranus kills her� please for god�s sake hurry.�
And then the screen went blank.
Jupiter blinked then looked over at Serena.
�C�mon.� she said before hurrying down the stairs.
Serena sighed.
�Moon Cosmic Power!� When the blinding lights had died down, and Sailor Moon could see again (Honestly you didn�t think she did that pose because it was cute did you; she holds one hand up to shield her eyes from the glare, and well then fakes a pose so no one notices that she�s blind as a bat.) she rushes down the stairs and out the front door, following Sailor Jupiter.
*
Sailor Neptune sighed heavily with her arms around her lover, holding the other girl immobile and trying to talk sense into the seriously pissed off senshi of Uranus.
In any other situation this would have been an interesting position but� well yeah, this wasn�t a different situation.
She sighed, an idea coming to her.
Blushing furiously and hoping the other senshi didn�t notice Neptune nibbled on Uranus�s earlobe.
Uranus relaxed almost immediately and gave a little giggle.
Inwardly sighing again and asking god for forgiveness for cheating, Neptune panted another kiss on the other girl�s neck.
Uranus was quickly distracted and forgot nearly intirely about her car.
((God, (who was in so much pain from laughing so hard) gripped his sides and fell off his huge stone chair.))
Mercury sighed outwardly, this wasn�t fun, and to say the least this was fucking terrible. She had no real desire to beat the living crap out of Sailor Mars, but she just really, really wanted to punch the other girl� maybe not to hard though.
She perked up when Sailor Moon and Jupiter finally arrived on scene. And then she, and just about everyone else stopped and gapped at Sailor Moon.
�WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?�
Uranus and Neptune (who had paused in their little make out session) Venus and Mercury all yelled in time.
Sailor Moon sweet dropped, she hadn�t thought it would be that obvious.
Gathering them around her she gave the little whisper thing and then the gasps happened� and well you know the story. Sailor Moon looked up.
�Uh, Where are Sailor Pluto and Saturn?� she asked innocently.
Mercury motioned to two limp forms on the ground.
�Mars knocked them out before they could transform.�
�Oh, okay, um, where is Sailor Mars anyway?�
Mercury sighed and pointed behind her.
There; sitting atop a wreaked car was Sailor Mars, and tied up and gagged on her lap was Tuxedo Mask.
Four pairs of arms held Sailor Moon in place before the blonde girl could even get a step off.
�Sailor Moon! Remember its still Rei! We have to heal her not kill her� hey that�s my car! Bitch! I�m gonna rip her apart myself.� Uranus started forward only to come up short blushing as Sailor Neptune whispered something into the other girl�s ear.
Sailor Moon pried herself free and pulled out her sceptre.
�Fine� I think I�ll just use one of my old attacks on her� hopefully it hurts like a son of a bitch or I�m gonna go over there and slap her back to normal.�
Raising the sceptre in an elaborate gesture she spoke the attack.
�Moon Sceptre� Elimination!� the *cough* healing *cough* waves swept over Mars.
Who like so many SM villains hadn�t *noticed* the attack until it hit, was covered completely in the dust� energy waves� things! Well, yeah.
Mars blinked a few times, having been healed by the magic *yay! * And looked down at Tuxedo Mask on her lap.
�Ah, Daerin, why are you tied up and sitting on my lap?� she asked the gagged man.
Daerin sweat dropped as Sailor Moon came over and slapped Rei across the cheek several times.
�All right Sailor Mars, snap out of it!� Sailor Moon yelled.
Mars glared up at Serena and then went to yelling.
�Hey Meatball head what the fuck was that for�� she stopped in mid sentence and stared in shock at Sailor Moon�s hair.
�WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!?� was the first thing that her brain managed to get out of its incoherent stammering.
Sailor Moon sighed and they did the whisper, gasp, whisper, solemn nod.
Finally Rei noticed that Tuxedo mask was still on her lap and promptly handed him over the Serena (For a man to go jumping around as much as he does, and since the scouts are �inhuman� it figures that they�d be able to lift him, or in Serena�s case) Sailor Moon smiled, undoing to ropes that tied Tuxedo�s legs, but leaving the gag and other ties on.
The two senshi and tied up man walked back (and hoped) to the others, who were making mental notes not to piss Sailor Moon off when she had �THAT!� happen to her hair.
It was about this time that Sailor Chibi Moon finally made a show. She looked around and noticed that the fight was over.
Whining she kicked the ground.
�Aw, I missed the fight!� she looked up at Serena�s hair and before she could open her mouth to say the first thing that came to mind Serena clamped a hand over her mouth.
�That kind of language is not becoming of a little girl like you.�
Chibi Moon sighed heavily and then promptly ran off, �back home�.
Most of the other senshi also went their separate ways. Before she left however Sailor Venus had to ask a question.
�Umm, Sailor Moon? Why is Tuxedo Mask still tied up?�
Sailor Moon grinned maniacally. Venus shook her head.
�I don�t think I want to know.�
As the other senshi walked away muttering something about why god did this to her, Sailor Moon took off the gag.
Daerin�s first words were;
�WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO-� Serena silenced him with a kiss and then replied.
�I only cut an inch off of it? What�s everyone�s problem?� she growled.
Daerin sighed and shook his head as the two of them walked home.
�So that�s what happens when you cut Serena�s hair.� Daerin laughed.

Author's notes: i was originally planning on having her hair dyed.. But I decided to go against it. Anyway, I realise how bad that story probably was, so um... well, yeah, bad. Lol, Anyway, I�ll go wonder off now. *Wanders off in search of inspiration for more fics*.