sexydiet

Author�s notes: yes another Guyver fic, I suppose there�s not much reasoning behind this, just felt like it. Sort of the epilogue to Guyver dreams. Flames as always, laughed at though welcome.
Warning: Agito x Sho, Yaoi content, evilish humour.
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Sexy diets.
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�Mizuki, you know I wouldn�t do something like that! He was just trying to get you angry at me.� Sho pleaded with the angry girl, trying to talk sense into her.
Agito leaned against the lounge room mantle piece chuckling.
�Sho! How could you do something like this to me! Don�t I mean anything to you?� Mizuki said, her eyes brimming with tears.
�Face it Sho, she�s just not good enough for you� you need a bit more of a diet.� Agito wrapped his arms around the pleading boy and nibbled on his ear.
Sho was momentarily distracted and shivered.
Mizuki�s face lit up and she reached for the nearest weapon (which happened to be the famous frying pan.)
Sho�s and Agito�s eyes widened.
�Get. Off. Of. My. SHO!� Agito ran for it as Mizuki advanced. Sho ducked the widely swinging frying pan and slinked away, watching Mizuki chase his lover around the house with a frying pan, and wondering why another guyver would be as afraid of Mizuki as he was.
Tetsuro came out of his bedroom and watched Agito laugh as a cup hit the lounge room doorframe.
�Oh god, what did he do this time?� the big man said before flopping down on the stairs next to Sho.
The black haired boy sighed.
�He was� ah, just annoying Mizuki.� Tetsuro frowned then the light dawned when he saw Sho�s red face.
�Oh. Aren�t you going to help him?�
�Nope, the bastard deserves every minute of this.�
�Sho, that�s cruel.�
�I know, but its true.�
�Sad.�
Sho sighed and shook his head.
�I�m going out, don�t tell him.�
With that he tramped down the stairs, grabbed a coat and walked out the door.
Tetsuro sighed and watched a plant hit the wall.
�I don�t think he�ll be asking any time soon.�

Three hours later:
�Hey� where�s� cutie?� Agito gasped as he jumped over a chair leg.
Tetsuro blinked, coming out of la la land.
�Oh, uh� umm.� He stuttered trying to think up a good lie.
Agito haltered suddenly, looking up at Tetsuro.
�Well? Ow!� a book hit him in the back of the head followed by Mizuki grinning triumphantly.
�Ah- he- ah� well he�� Tetsuro�s mind went into over time trying to think up a good lie, it wasn�t easy, if Agito thought Sho was still around he�d go looking and, well it would defeat the purpose of not telling.
Agito was frowning.
�Let me guess, he left and told you not to tell me? Hey would you quit that!�
Mizuki paused in her book throwing to glare at him.
Agito muttered something under his breath that sounded like �bitch� then bounded out the door, yelling over his shoulder.
�Yell and scream if a Zoanoid attacks, I�m going to find Sho, maybe make sure he�s staying on his diet.�
Tetsuro had time to wonder what Sho�s diet was before Agito was out the door.
Mizuki shook with anger.
�Ohh when I get my hands on him! How dare he touch my Sho!�
Tetsuro decided it was time to calm his sister down.
�Your girlfriend is coming over tonight.�
Mizuki yipped and looked around.
�Oh my! Look at this mess, c�mon we have to clean this up if we�re having guests! What will Sho think when he gets back!�
Mizuki set to rushing around, righting tables and fixing covers; Tetsuro sighed and began to help.

Meanwhile:

Sho sat on the lake bank and looked into the water.
He wanted to think about Cronos, he wanted to think about plans to destroy them forever, but he was having trouble thinking about much.
His mind kept revolving around Agito.
How the other boy�s fingers kept dancing along his back, floating over his guyver marks, making Sho�s blood run and relaxing his whole body.
Sho blushed; he was having trouble in that area.
It wasn�t that he didn�t enjoy the pleasures� but it felt wrong.
He loved Mizuki! What Agito kept doing was sending him insane, Mizuki was Sho�s girlfriend, and yet, here was Agito who he and Sho� well, yeah!
Zoanoids didn�t scare Sho quite as much as Agito did, but Zoanoids didn�t do that kind of stuff to him, they didn�t constantly tease him sexually.
Which brought Sho�s thoughts back to what Agito had been talking about some kind of diet.
�Penny for your thoughts?� Sho jumped, startled by someone suddenly appearing.
He frowned up at the person.
It wasn�t Agito that was for sure.
The stranger laughed and sat down next to him, brushing Sho�s thigh with his own leg.
Sho blushed, finding this movement a bit too suspicious.
(I�ve been around Agito too long, even someone sitting next to me feels like come on!)
�I�m sorry, it looks like I startled you, I just saw such a pretty boy like you, sitting all alone and I thought you might want some company.� The stranger elaborated.
Sho forced a smile.
�Uh, thanks.�
(Pretty boy?)
The stranger grinned, running a hand through His red hair.
�Oh, no need.�
Sho found himself wanting to back away, as the stranger seemed to come closer.
(I�m just being paranoid; I�m just being paranoid, crap!)
The stranger put a hand on Sho�s chest and moved in for his lips.
Sho, was slightly too stunned, and remembering a similar experience to do more then widen his eyes and squeak.
Before the stranger could taste those lips however, two arms wrapped around the man and threw him away from the squeaking Sho.
Sho�s eyes got even wider as he looked up at Guyver three.

Agito had called his guyver so he could track down his way-would lover, it was just �coincidence� that the stranger had been making moves on his lover, and Agito had been willing to scream bloody murder.
He�d gotten there in time though, Sho was still completely dressed and Agito had stopped the moving stranger from tasting those honey lips.
(With that sweet voice, and those muscles� down boy!)
Agito shook the betraying thoughts from his mind.
�Sho, you�re just too vulnerable, you know that right? If I hadn�t of been here in the nick of time, you would have had your diet changed!�
He looked over at the stunned boy, who still was lacking in a reaction.

�Son of a!� The red haired stranger got up, surprisingly unharmed.
He walked over to the strange� thing! And punched it in the face.
Howling in pain as his fist came away red and sore.
The thing turned to glance at him.
�That will teach you to touch Sho.� It said, sounding slightly like a machine.
The stranger spat on the ground.
�Oh yeah? Well I didn�t see him resisting, maybe he should fight his own battles huh?�

Agito clenched his jaw.
(Oh, I�m gonna show this little�)
He clenched his fits and the blades on his arms grew longer.
Before he could attack though a warm hand on his arm stopped him.
�Agito� just go away.� Sho looked up at the guyver unit with his blue eyes.
Agito blinked but didn�t say anything, he stepped back.

Sho sighed, he was sick of everyone treating him like a piece of meat, even Mizuki treated him like he was her property.
The stranger grinned at him and laughed.
�Oh, you look so cute!�
Sho�s eyes blazed to life and he fought not to shout out guyver.
�So you want to get closer to my-�
The stranger didn�t have time to finish the sentence as Sho�s fist connected hard with his jaw.
The man stumbled back a few steps and spat out blood.
�You little.�
Sho didn�t listen to anything much more, his own anger welling up.
His leg came up and hit the stranger square in the chest.
The man stood with a stunned look on his face, wondering how so much force could have come from someone so small and delicate looking.
Sho shoved the paralysed man backward and turned on Agito, who was resisting the need to applaud.
�What are you still doing here? Go away!�
Sho�s eyes brimmed with unshed tears as he yelled at the guyver.

Agito blinked.
(What on earth is wrong with him?)
He shook his head and walked off, glancing over his shoulder at the unmoving Sho.

When Sho was sure Agito had left he went back to sitting by the water.
Tears spilled down his face.
(What�s wrong with me! Am I only good for fighting and sex! Doesn�t anyone care about me? God, I feel terrible.)
His quiet sobs rose to hiccupping sobs and shudders.
He rocked back and forth, wanting only to be held by warm arms.

The next day:
�Mizuki, could you pace the salt?� Sho asked his voice unusually stiff and tension filled.
Mizuki had been looking from Sho to Agito all morning, Tetsuro hadn�t come down to breakfast yet, and therefore he had not noticed the tension in the air.
The salt, which was closest the Agito was picked up and placed gingerly in Sho�s hands.
�Miss Mizuki, could you please pass the honey?� Agito asked.
The honey, which was closest to Sho was picked up and gingerly placed in Agito�s hands.
Neither boy was looking at the other.
Mizuki felt like she was being squashed between to brewing storms.
Finally she�d had enough when Agito asked for the cereal box, which was right next to Sho�s arm.
She stood and slammed her hands down onto the table.
�That�s it! Sho! Go to the bathroom now! And you! Agito! Go with him!�
She yelled, pointing up the stairs.
Sho jumped up scared, Agito echoing the motion a second later.
Mizuki marched them out of the kitchen, down the hall, up the stairs, and into the bathroom.
She didn�t follow them in; she stood outside the door and yelled at Agito.
�You�re closer to him! You fix his problem!� with that she shut and locked the door.
There were two surprised yelps from inside.

Sho grumbled something about unfairness and perched on the side of the bathtub.
Agito leaned against the wall patiently.
(Miss Mizuki was correct about Sho�s strange behaviour� something is wrong with him� but I must admit that top looks really good on him.)
Agito did note that he was meant to be thinking about making Sho cheer up, but the thoughts about the top lead him to more, and he was suddenly aroused.

Sho kicked the floor with his foot, what the hell was wrong with Mizuki? One minute he�d been having breakfast the next he�d been locked inside a bathroom with Agito.
Sho�s eyes darted halfway up Agito�s body and he blushed.
(At least one of us is- ah!)
There was a moment of panic as he lost his balance and suddenly fell backward, sprawling inside the tub; a pair of strong arms saved he head from injury.
Sho blinked up at Agito, who had knelt down and was cradling Sho�s head this chest.
�Dammit! I cant feel my�� Sho stopped himself from finishing the sentence and blushed.
Agito chuckled and helped Sho out of the bathtub. They stood motionless for about a second before Agito lost his balance and sent them both to the ground.
Agito�s body pinning Sho under him.
Sho moaned in pain and Agito groaned as his head connected with the side of the tub, sending his vision dancing for a second or two.
When he could see again he was starring down at a blushing Sho, and wondering why Sho�s intire face was red. Then feeling came through his body and he almost blushed himself.
Agito�s groin was pressed firmly against Sho�s; Agito�s arms were pinning the boy down by the hair.
�Would you please get off me?� Sho asked, his cheek flamy from the contact.
Agito grinned suddenly.
�No. Miss Mizuki wants me to find out what�s wrong with you, I�m not getting off till you tell me.�
�Then you�re going to be here a long time.�
�Oh, trust me, this is only embarrassing for you, why, if I wanted to I could do this!�
�Mph!�
Agito gently caught Sho�s lips grazing his teeth along Sho�s mouth.
There was another muffled sound as Sho�s pushing arms relaxed and encircled Agito, running up his back in a friendly gesture.
Agito mentally grinned and slipped his tongue between Sho�s lips.
Sho�s hands wandered into Agito�s hair grabbing fist fulls.
(God, what am I doing� this feels so good! But- but� sweet mother of all that�s holy!)
Sho�s eyes closed of their own violation as Agito ground his body closer, sending waves of pleasure washing over Sho.
Sho groaned into the kiss, running his own tongue over Agito�s.
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Mizuki moved away from the door, grinning.
�Ah, Mizuki, g�morning� what�s that sound?� Tetsuro came out of his room scratching his head and raised an eyebrow at his sister.
Mizuki�s grin widened.
�Agito is just cheering Sho up.� She said, heading back down the stairs.
Tetsuro followed, frowning.
�But what�s with the moaning and groaning? It sounds like someone is- oh!� Tetsuro blushed slightly.
�Your awfully happy about this, I thought Sho was �yours�?� Tetsuro asked, hastily changing the subject.
Mizuki grinned even more.
�I know, but with him taken� it leaves me open for more boys!�
Tetsuro shivered but remained silent as he sat down for breakfast, the two of them pointedly ignoring the sounds coming from upstairs.
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A few hours later:
�Mm, lunch was delicious Mizuki!� Sho said, leaning back. His smile seemed to have been painted on with permeant paint and Agito was wearing a similar smile, a snug, and content, happy smile.
Agito nodded to Mizuki who was clearing the plates. She smiled and went into the kitchen to wash up.
Agito checked to make sure she wasn�t looking then slipped an arm around Sho, bringing the smaller boy closer and planting a soft kiss on his lips.
Sho grinned and snuggled closer.
Tetsuro blinked.
(What the-)

Agito whispered something that made the smaller boy blush.
Tetsuro�s eyes widened and he stood up the join his sister in the kitchen.
Agito grinned at Sho.
�Hey, Tetsuro, want to join us?� He asked, keeping the laughter out of his voice.
�NO!!!�
Sho burst into laughter as the red faced Tetsuro dashed into the kitchen. Agito hugged him closer and nibbled an ear.
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Author�s notes: *swoons * oh, happy ending! Well what did you think? Too sappy? A bit on the emotional side? Never want my to write again? More action?