Author’s Notes: With a sex god after you, a yaoi fangirl mother and fate working together, its really hard to deny what everyone seems intent on forcing upon you, but Sho will be damned if he isn’t going to try! Yes, it is the spin drier! The long awaited fiction in which... well if you’ve ever read any of my other Guyver fics, you don’t need to answer that. Otherwise, children… please sit back and enjoy yourself. Take one boy, plus another boy and throw them in a spin drier… mwuhahahaha. Oh and did I mention AU!

Disclaimer: I don’t own the Guyver, I wish I did… but I don’t. I don’t own anything else… except the fiction itself. ^^

Warnings: Humour, Shoun-ai, yaoi, Agito x Sho, lemon, sex inside a spin drier and AU universe… this means no bioweapons, and no Cronos sorry to everyone who was looking forward to those sexy guys in suits but not here, also some coarse language. Songfic. Enjoy my pretties, enjoy!

Dedication: This is mainly for Rowan who seems to have a natural magnet for other boys, even if he is straight. It’s also for Fabian and Andrew. Fabian because… well, its so nice to have cool friend’s like him, and Andrew because… well, who else would I torture? This is also for Aimee, because well… she really did push for this one. On a final note, before we begin… If you know where I can find some other Guyver yaoi fics… please contact me ASAP. I guess that’s all. Now, let’s begin. Andrew is going to have me hunted down and shot for this one. ~.^

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~ By Sweetdeily.

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It was a widely accepted fact that, Agito was the most popular, good looking and seductive boy in Mugen High School.

Everyone either wanted him, or wanted to be him. Being in his eye, even for a day, an hour, was worth lots in you’re social standing. Hell, Agito even had fan clubs. He’d slept with, and dated almost every person in the school, even the ones not quite worth mentioning. No one broke up with Him, no matter what the circumstances. He broke up with you, and you didn’t mind too much. He could leave any relationship at the drop of a hat, almost cruel in his Stoic cold passionate fire. He could keep you’re feelings from hurting… if he wanted. Agito was, as everyone said, a god. Great at just about everything, and when I say everything, I mean everything, he did.

Now, everything was perfect for this tall, suave, dark, mysterious, sexy smirking hunk of man flesh. Until of course. The fateful happened…

It happened on a Friday after school trip into the forests behind Mugen High. Everyone was spending their free time near the lake in the serene valley, so naturally Agito and one of his fan clubs were going to spend the afternoon doing homework and drooling over the hunks from the other schools. So there they were, down at a somewhat secluded bank, the girls (and some boys) watching the guys on the other side of the lake playing. And, in Agito’s case, doing math homework.

After finishing off a rather difficult fraction problem the senior teen let his pen rest and arched his back against the soft stone under him, glancing idly across the lake. His eyes checking out a few of the boys there.

Andy and Farlyn sat, snuggled close together playing with grass while Andy kept up some sort of semblance of conversation. Andy has buzzed short-cropped chocolate brown hair and matching dark chocolate eyes, he was slightly skinny but held the promise of growing bigger in further life. Farlyn was cherub like, his hair sugar blonde and his face bright and smiling. Andy lay down, resting his head in Farlyn’s lap comfortably.

However, it was not this happy couple that caught Agito’s attention, rather it was the third boy.

Sho lay propped up on his elbows. His soft thick black hair half covering his face while the rest trailed over his shoulders. The muscles under his school uniform stretching to accommodate his position, showing them off for a nice advantage against the fabric. His crystal blue eyes gazing steadily into the rippling water with such intensity. His almost boyish features completely absorbed.

Agito felt his eyes freeze up as he beheld the beauty before him. His mouth opening in a small ‘o’ of amazement.

Blue eyes flickered and the angel’s head turned toward Agito.

Their eyes meet, Agito found himself holding his breath. Never before had he seen such simplicity in beauty. It was not the dark mystery of Agito’s own beauty but rather a fresh, shinning childlike adolescence. A sweet, innocent glory not tainted by dark thoughts or sly decisions.

The boy blinked and smiled one hand giving a little wave.

Agito would have blushed when he realised he had been staring at the boy. Agito did not blush.

Clearing his throat he yelled over the din of voices his fan club was making and spoke to the boys across the lake.

"Anyone up for a game?"

All eyes turned to him sparkling.

The boy smiled and turned his head back to his friends, a disgusted look crossing his face as he found them in a deep embrace… making out with a passion. He spoke; not loud enough to carry the words, though he sounded unpleased in tone. His friend’s broke apart, both blushing slightly. The three boys spoke for a little then The boy turned back to Agito’s little group.

"My name is Sho! This is Farlyn and Andy! We’ll play!"

Sho grinned, almost angelically, before standing and dusting himself off. Totally unaware of the effect he was having on another boy.

Agito set his face and smirked.

His sexy, seductive, suave, melt-you-at-the-knees… he smirked. Motioning his new prey and ‘prey’s friend’s’ over to his side of the lake.

Agito’s fan club giggled and tittered knowingly; someone got a ball out.

Everyone sorted themselves into teams and the game begun. Agito made sure to get himself close to Sho, smiling charmingly at the black haired boy.

"Have you ever played soccer before?"

"Soccer?" The angel asked, a mild sweatdrop appearing. "I thought we were going to be playing dodge ball… What’s the difference? Is this another American game? Is it like dodge ball?"

Agito covered his mouth, lest he embarrass the boy. "Err, it’s an English game, I believe. The idea is to get the ball into the other team’s goal, without touching the ball physically with our hands. Only the goalies can touch it."

Sho nodded his sweatdrop increasing. "I think I’ve got it…"

Agito patted him lingeringly on the back. "Don’t worry… I’m here!"

Sho shrugged his hand away absent-mindedly. "Oh, I feel so safe." He chuckled then turned back to where the game was being lined up.

Agito blinked.

It had never been a wildly accepted fact, that, drop dead gorgeous, super sex god, Agito could ever be brushed off on an advanced, with the knowledge of said advance. Never, ever, in all his years, had Agito ever been clearly ignored… nor, clearly not wanted to be touched by Agito.

It was unfathomable. Yet…

Agito, so lost in his thoughts, failed to see the ball, and a host of his friends, including one beautiful angel, coming at him, until it was to late. The ball rolled to a stop at his feet, and Sho tried to stop himself from crashing into Agito. It didn’t work, even as his feet pushed into the soft packed ground, someone rammed into him from behind, sending him flying, shoved into Agito gruffly. The two of them toppled over, Agito with his hands up reflexively on Sho’s shoulders, hopping to slow they’re descent.

The two of them landed on the soft packed dirt. Thankfully for Agito it was soft packed. The boy quickly hoped up, rubbing the back of his head ruefully.

"This soccer is very… violent." He grinned wickedly. "I love it!"

Agito waited for a hand to help him up but found none, Sho had already gone off in chase of the ball.

Farlyn came up chuckling as Agito stood and dusted himself off. "If you’re thinking about Sho in that way. I may as well break it to you now, before you make a fool of yourself man. He’s dead straight. You wouldn’t even get to hug him without getting thrown through a window." He winked. "Besides the fact that he doesn’t flame others and sexual preferences… you ain’t getting any from him."

Agito glared. "I take what I want, when I want, simply being straight has never stopped me, and it never will." Not even bothering to deny the outright fact that he was indeed after what the other man had suggested.

Farlyn chuckled. "Oh… you should talk to his mother. Then you might even get a chance to see him alone. Maybe find out what happened to the last idiot who tried it."

"Is his mother… Against that sort of thing?"

Farlyn broke out into hysterical laughter and had to be dragged away by Andy.

Agito rose a dark eyebrow and was seriously tempted to roll his eyes.

"I don’t care what the situation is. Sho will be mine, that’s a promise."

The rest of the game was a blur, all Agito could think of was the beauty whose picture had taken control of his brain. There was a solid knowledge in the intimate fact that Sho would be his, and nothing would stand in his path to this victory. No matter how hard he had to try for it.

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"But mum, why?"

"Because we’re moving and it will be easier for you."

"But… all my friends… I won’t be able to see them." Sho’s mother sighed and put a hand on her son’s shoulder. She was a large woman with sizeable assets, however she was very well off and had deep brown hair and hazel eyes to go with. Sho’s family were loving and understanding. There had never been those situations through Sho’s first bringing into teenage year in which the black haired youth had thought his mother and father wouldn’t understand, or listen. Sho’s crystal blue eyes brimmed with unshed tears, the very prospect of moving at all was daunting to him. Even if it was just over the other side of the city.

"I know this is hard for you sweety, but we have to make this move. Besides, with you’re charms you’re going to make lots of new friends. I know, I know, you don’t want new friends, you want you’re normal friends. But some things just aren’t done that way." His mother sighed and kissed him on the cheek.

"You’ll understand when you have children of your own. Not that you’ll have children, because…" It hadn’t taken long for this conversation to turn to his mother’s favourite past time and active hobby. Sometimes it was scary having a yaoi fangirl as you’re parent. It was hard not to be swayed by that mild parental influence fact.

"Lilly, you’re not torturing our son again are you?" A deep voice came from the door.

Sho’s mother squealed in happiness and threw herself at her husband.

"But… I want video tapes!!!" She whined. The two males sweatdropped. For all her natural grace, Lillyanya really had a fixation with yaoi.

"Mum… we’ve been over this before. I am straight. I am having a child with a beautiful woman when I get older. I am not going to…"

"But… you’re meant to be experimental… you’re a teenager!"

"I am not gay!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I’m not!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Look! I am the goddess of this universe and what I decree is what shall be, you are!"

Sho’s father sweatdropped heavily. "Darlings!" They both turned identically stubborn glares on him. "Please… Lilly, stop pressuring the boy. Sho, stop arguing with you’re mother and just go pack… before she gets out the You Know What’s." The two males shivered at the mere thought of the You Know What’s and went their separate ways. Leaving a pouting mother in their wake.

"Damn… I’ll get him a love… I swear it!"

And so it was, the move to the other side of the city had begun, and Sho would be transferred to Mugen High School. It never occurred to anyone that there was a lot of changes happening all of a sudden, nor did it occur to anyone that two solid as stone promises had been made, both concerning Sho’s very own love life, and both very determined.

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~ That you want to want me but you cant let go ~

"For Gods sake class… SHUT UP!"

A single paper aeroplane hit the board and fluttered perilously to the ground as dozens of eyes turn silently to the teacher who was breathing deeply in an attempt to calm down.

"Its sad that they can call you all even humans! You’re a bunch of animals! I leave for one minute to get the new transfer student sorted out… and look what happens! You’re all staying behind class to clean this mess up." Someone groaned wordlessly but not a voice rose in defence of the almost unfair punishment.

Agito didn’t even look up from his book, his hand making long arcs occasionally straying to correct a misplaced hair on the portrait that stared up at him, sketched from memory, an almost lifelike version of the boy whom he had only seen a few days ago, Sho. He hadn’t slept well over the weekend; all he could do was fantasise about the angel. The mere thought of Sho’s name sent a stirring through his stomach.

"- Now, since you’re all settled, I’d like you to welcome the new transfer student. His parents moved from the other side of the city, and I hear he’s a very smart scholar, I do believe the principal mentioned you having competition, Mr Agito."

Agito looked up at this remark, almost coming out of his daze as his ego had time to make him snort. "Miss, please… You know I’m the best."

His classmates snickered at the hidden meaning in those words but wisely shut up. The teacher rolled her eyes. "Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the male ego."

Agito inclined his head. "Nice to meet you."

A girl a few seats ahead of him giggled and turned with fawn like eyes upon him. Her name was Mizuki she was one of the more popular girls in school, however she was almost a complete airhead and no one could be bothered very much with her, she also had a case of puppy love for Agito. The black haired sex god couldn’t care less about her, as she had nothing of interest for him.

The teacher gave up and went back to introducing the new student.

"Now that we have everyone’s attention, Sho, would you please join us? As I said, Sho has just moved here and he is new, so I want you to try and be friendly to him, someone will have to show him around the school…" Her words trailed off as the boy who had been waiting so patiently to be invited in, came in.

Agito’s heart did one of those little bumps to prove it was there as his living fantasy walked through the classroom door. Then time resumed its natural coarse.

Sho looked even more stunning, to Agito that is, in the Mugen high school uniform then he did in his old uniform.

Crystal blue eyes scanned the room, and fell on someone, the eyes turning deep and full of lust. Agito felt his heart still, thinking it had to be a mistake… it couldn’t be true…

Sho walked forward and over to Mizuki. "Um…hi." He said awquadly. She smiled up at him dizidly and motioned to the spare seat to her right.

"Hi! I’m Mizuki. Its nice to meet you Sho!" The boy stumbled into the seat and starred at her with starry eyes.

The teacher never really did realise that the constant grinding sound throughout the rest of the lesson was coming from an actual person, let alone an incredibly pissed off Agito.

"So, you got the plan right?"

"Yeah, we attack him, you come in and save him. Just one question?"

"What is it?"

"Uhh, why do you want us to do this?"

"Don’t concern yourselves with that, just concentrate your small brains on you’re task."

"Fine, fine, you’re lucky we owe you man."

Agito looked up.

"He’s coming! Get in position."

The group of ruffian bullies scattered, Agito slinking back into the shadows.

Sho came around the corner; books in hand eyes alight with a crystal blue fire.

Agito counted on his fingers.

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Five!

… Nothing happened. Frowning he looked up and saw the bullies descending on a second boy with glasses as he strolled around the corner. The poor mistaken boy screamed like a girl and began running. Agito held a hand to his head.

"Idiots."

(Something tells me this is going to be harder then I first suspected.)

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~ End part one!!! Now, stop reading and go for a coffee break, stretch your legs and get something to eat… NOW!

Author’s notes: Reviews!! Please, send em in! *grins* Or, mayhap there shalt be eth no part two…? Joking, joking! There shall be a part two, oh yes, there shall be. ^^ But review anyway. ^^