Insane killer monkey escaped from the zoo and attacked the children runnign teh mile durring 3rd period physical education

NOTICE: Board of Edgumacation Officially Declares Mr. Tracy As EVIL!

April 23 - Lewis Struck By a Flying HPOUJ (Huge Piece of Un-useful Junk) aka: Mr. Tracey's Assignments! School Demolished, No Further Student Attendence!

April 25 - SDCS Declares That Teenagers Now Rule The World

April 27 - WINSTON THE MAGICAL HIPPO FLIES AGAIN!!!!

April 28 - People Going to D.C. Are So Unlucky! Us People Staying Get To Watch MOVIES!!!!!

May 2 - Mr. Lame Admitted Into Mental Hospital. Allegedely He Went Mad From His Concert Band Talking Too Much

May 4 - Anyone that is a poser, Click Here

May 7 - Thor Motorcross, Shift and Skin Industries Voted Best Brands

May 9 - The Heill Wthi Engelsh ands Speling; I"s Cans Does Watevr I"s want? Mes not Leik Grammer soe eye kno u's I.T.? Geit I.T.!?

May 10 - Banshee's Officially Take Over Glamis!

May 13 - National Edit Ur School Website's HTML Day! (Im talkin to all u cool people that actually kno what HTML stands for or kno how to use it)

May 14 - Hyper Text Markup Language (HTML) BTW

May 15 - Entire Student Body Votes 100% That Megan IS, Going Down The Drain!

May 15 - JK Megan, lol We Love U!!