| Pick-up Lines |
| 1. Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. 2. Pussy is the word of the day, come to my place and I'll show you how to spread it. 3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I together (comeback line: Too bad they made the alphabet the way it is, like N-O, NO!) 4. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? 5. My name's not milk but I can sure do your body good! 6. Was your father a thief? He must have cuz he stole those stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 7. Did you know that there are 265 bones in your body? [Wait 4 an answer] Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more. 8. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again? 9. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 10. Is your father a lumberjack? [No, why?] Because when I look at you, I get wood in my pants! 11. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. 12. What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper. 13. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. 14. My name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? 15. I've got the F, the C, and the K, now all I need is U! 16. (Motion w/ ur finger 4 a grl 2 come over, wen she gets ther, say): "I knew if I fingered you long enough, you would cum." 17. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays? 18. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 19. You know, I never was too good at math... like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. 20. I'm an astronaut and my mission is to explore Uranus. |