About The Goddess
Okay, so you decided, (against your better judgement), that you would like to know more about the author who calls herself The Goddess.  Well, we can't be held responsible for what is written in here.....
Real Name: Sarah "The Goddess" Gamgee
DOB: May 17, 1984    (I expect presents!)
Great picture, huh?  I played with it too much and this is the result.
   Hmm, what do you people want to know about The All Powerful Goddess?  Well, I am a sophomore Criminology major at Wilkes University in good ol' PA.  Someday I'm gonna be the state trooper pulling your sorry arse over!  Donut jokes will get you shot.
   My pay stub says I'm single, but if I could, I would marry
Dominic Monaghan, Shane Helms, Oded Fehr, or that hot guy in my Criminology class.  There are many more, but I don't have enough room.
   I like all things Tolkien, and I've read the books many, many times, including
The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, and Unfinished Tales.  I've seen the first two Lord of the Rings Movies more times than I am willing to admit, (I think that I may have single handedly supported Peter Jackson).   I love hobbits!  And Elves.....yummy.....
   I like to write
fantasy stories, poetry, watch anime and action movies, listen to Bon Jovi, Linkin Park, 3 Doors Down, Eminem, Live, and a bunch more.  I like to play Final Fantasy games when I get a chance.  I like Cherry Coke, french fries, and Ben and Jerry's ice cream. 
   My favorite actress is Sandra Bullock and my favorite actors are Brad Pitt and Viggo Mortenson.  And Orlando Bloom.  And Johnny Depp.  And...*ahem*  I'll stop there or I'd go on forever. 
   When I'm upset I like to buy myself new panties.  And I love men.  Pretty men.  Like
these ones.  I also love the Indiana Jones movies and Harrison Ford.  He's hot for an old guy! 

I think that this is all you need to know about The Goddess.  So as I wrap this up, I'll leave you with a point to ponder....and if you are hot and have hairy feet and pointy ears, call me!  

Ponder this....Is a life worth living if there isn't a chance to shag a hobbit?
~*~The Goddess~*~
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