| Ever Wonder... ... why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ... why women can't put mascara with their mouths closed? ... why you don't ever see the headines "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ... why "addreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ... why you have to click on"Start" to stop Windows 98? ... why lemon juice is made artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ... why the man who invets all your money is called a broker? ... why there isn't mouse-flavored car food? ... who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? ... why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ... why they sterilize the need for lethal injections? ... why they don't make the wholeplans out of the material used for the indestrucitble black box? ... why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ... why they are called apartments when they are al stuck together? ... if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ... why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? |