| What do Canadians have to be proud of?? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our football fields and one less down 4. Basrball is Canadian 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7. Basketball is Candian 8. Apple pie is Candian 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass! 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Candians pushed the Americans back..past their "White House". Then burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of Lyon Mackenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied... go figure. 12. Canada has the largest French speaking population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never eversurrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywher. 14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only who was arrested in out civil was was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. 16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. 17. The Hudson Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earths surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. 18. The average dog sled team can kill and deour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. 20. We don't marry our kin-folk. 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wae radios that saves countless lives each year. 22. We al have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. A Canadian invented Superman. 24. A Canadian invented the green garbage bag! AND packaged fresh produce in plastic bags! AND THE MOST IMPORTANT! 25. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. Ooooooooooooooooooohhh Canadan!! Oh yah... and our elections only take one day. |