Banishment, or How I Got Rid of M.
M. was an arrogant, argumentative, temp who worked with me.  At first I could have cared less; let's face it, temps come and go and we seldom remember them at all.  But M was the worst kind of temp.  He was an ass kisser and he didn't just kiss the boss's ass; he kiss everyone's.  Then I heard the bosses were thinking of giving M a permanent job.  I knew something had to be done and I wasn't alone in this thought.  Everyone else working around him knew he had to go.  We devised this spell.

Materials Needed
-Items M touched or used (in this case I used an empty water bottle that he had been drinking from)
-Black candle in the shape of a man
-White candle
-Banishment oil
-Sandlewood incense
-Black pepper
-Mustard seeds
-Holy Water (or distilled water for the anti-religious)
This spell was done durning a waxing moon (see General Information) and on three consecutive days.  First gather items belonging to the person you want to get rid of.  Try to pick this stuff up with a paper towel or something (you don't want their cooties).  On the side of the black candle, carve in the name of the offending person.  Please, put the complete name, first and last.  You want to get rid of the right person... not some hot guy with the same first name.  Carve the name or initials also into the bottom of the candle.  Some people suggest carving with an old nail, but I don't think it really matters.  If you have a sacred knife use that (cool).  Anoint both candles first with holy water, and then the black candle with the banishment oil.  Light the incense and with the incense stick, first light the white candle and then the black.  Put the personal items next to the black candle, touching if possible.  Again try not to touch them.  Meditate for at least five minutes (the longer the better) on how you wish this creep would go to some other place.  Remember what goes around comes around.  Let the candles burn as long as you are there (do not leave candles burning alone or you won't have to worry about that stake thing).  Blow candles out before you go to sleep.  (Some people say it works better to snuff out the candles but blowing worked just fine for me.)  At work before the creep gets in, or anyone else for that matter, (you don't want people to think you're a nut,) spray the holy water around his work area, then sprinkle the black pepper and the mustard seeds.  Do this for three consecutive days.  If he notices the black pepper or the mustard seeds, disclaim all knowledge, and suggest it is the scuz coming out of the air vents.  After the candles and incense are completely burned, put these items along with the things from the offending person, and put this bag under your bed.  Keep it there until desired results.  This stuff cannot just be tossed out with the trash, you have to bury it or put it where the winds will carry it away.  (Some people get good results with burning the remaining items.)  It only took me three days to get rid of M. but I had several other people praying for his removal.  Group prayer is always the strongest. 
- Glenda
Side note - See General Information about making sacrafices
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