People, it's "due to," NOT "do to." If I see this spelling mistake anywhere one more time I swear I am going to wreak some vengeance.That's right, it's "wreak," NOT "reek," or "reak," or "wreck." I swear, seeing "reek vengeance" all over the place makes me wonder why I continue to struggle through this vale of tears called life...
That's "VALE," as in "valley, glen, dale," NOT "veil," as I actually saw on a prominent conservative website. Guys, since your site is associated, however loosely, with Mr. William F. "Thesaurus" Buckley, do you think you could not just rely on Word's spellcheck? Do a little copyediting.
Oh, and, California? A word in your ear? (Put the cell phone down, there's a good state.) You're having a little power trouble out there. Rolling blackouts. More people and appliances than your grid can handle. Those mean old neighbor states won't give you more of their power (something silly about needing to provide power to their own states). I have some words of advice for you: BUILD MORE POWER PLANTS.
Oh. The environmentalists told you more power plants would hurt the whales or something bad like that. Okay, here's my second bit of advice: take all the environmentalists (tell them you know where they can get free granola or something) and attach them to giant treadmills. String wires from the treadmills to various parts of your state's electrical grid. Get those greenies running - use whips, or cattle prods, or tell them that a boy scout troop is heading their way. Cali will be up and running in no time. Everyone will be happy: businesses will be able to stay open, office workers will be able to take elevators without fear, and the tree-huggers and whale-kissers will be getting their exercise in the great outdoors that they're always telling us we should care about.
Thank you for your time.