HOW I LEARNT TO USE THE BATHROOM(by Oreo)

Hi, I am Oreo, the queen of the house!.

I am a blessed doggy as I have a big house to live in!.

I am of a gentle character and I am also a loving doggy. Although I have the stubborn streak of a min pin, I am not rebellious!. In fact, I love to please my owner!

When I was young, for my safety, I live inside an enclosure. She places newspapers in my enclosure and I do my business here.

I learn fast. When I was 4 months old, I can already understand my owner's wishes. First thing she taught me was to use the toilet!.

I am a female, and when I want to pee, I will squat low, and here she will come with a loud 'Eeeekk' that caused me to startle and stopped my peeing. Then she will carry me to the toilet and coax me to pee there. She also 'shoo'ed me and chased me to the toilet everytime I squat!.

I am a fast learner, I learnt it in a week. Everytime I squat, I got the eerie Eeeek! sound , and I dislike it...I learnt to run to the bathroom to avoid her Eeeking and do my business in peace there.

Since then it has become a habit for me to go into the bathroom. You know, less disturbance!.

I have the honor to sleep in her room with her. It has an attached bathroom. And I use the bathroom everytime!. You can be sure that she Eeeeks terrible especially when I try the carpet!..heh heh...

However, I am also a cheeky and curious doggy (like my owner, perhaps!). Sometimes, when people are not looking , esp when she is too busy concentrating other things, I will try other grounds(you know, I am in the midst of doing 'absorbency experiment')..but that is on rare occassions...

Well, what to do if one desires to have doggies like me in the house??

Wink! Wink! You want to hear her Eeeking? Sshh...let me create a puddle here and you just wait and see!!! 1

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