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There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging from a rope 10 stories off the ground. They decided that one of them had ta go. After all the arguing the brunette says, " I'll go."

The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.

Yo mama so fat, she got more chins then a chinese phone book!

Yo mama so dumb, she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left." So she turned around and went home.

Imma tell u a joke thats gonna make your tits fall off--Oops mah bad someone already told u!

Osama bin Laddin and one of his followers were riding on a camel. He stops, pulls up the camel's tail and looks at it's butt. The a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?!"

Osama replies, "About 2 miles back i heared a guy say, "Hey, look at those two assholes on that camel.'

Why dosn't Osama bin Laddin sleep with any of his five wifes?

Because everytyme he gets in between their legs, he sees bush.

What an ugly bastard!

A little boy walks onto a city bus and sits right behind the bus driver. He starts to say, "If i were a bull and my mom were a cow, then i would be a little bull."

The bus driver starts to get mad at the boy while he keeps saying, "If my dad were an elephant and my mom were an elephant then i would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with more animals until the bus driver gets angry and says, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The boy smiles and says, "Then i would be a bus driver."

He's hella gay!

Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so dumb, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it!

Yo mama so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made it a dollar.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so ugly, your dad only taker her out on October 31st.

Yo mama so dumb, she saw a glass wall in the middle of the street and she climbed over to see whats on the other side!