| *yer parents think yer the worst kid that ever walked the face of the earth *guys.. you... one time or another in life had had the regulation bowl cut *you always have pounds of rice around the house *yer parents are attracted to the english words "99 CENTS"and "FREE" *you collect all the coupons you can find but then neva use them *yer parents know how to make pho *you put soy sauce on every food *yer parents won't let you dat till yer 40 *yer parents hunt you down like a mad dog when yer not home 1 minute after yer curfew *Yer non vietnamese fwends ask you to teach them how to cuss in vietnamese so they can cuss at other viets *yer relatives' hous either smell like insense, mothballs, or medicine *you have painful memories of the feather duster *you have woven mats in yer house *you shop at a local asian market *yer family takes pictures everywhere they go *yer dad has the same hair cut he had as a child |
*piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, or closet doors *yer parents say leaving rice in yer bowl is a sin *yer biggest fear is running out of rice *you've eaten parts of animals they dont even put in hot dogs *You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom *Peepole see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translateby saying yer 12 when yer really 16 *yer mom has had a short curly hair cut at one time or another *yer parents enjoy comparing you to their fwends kids *yuve had to sit through karaoke with scantily clad, asian woman attempting to dance and walk around a park, temple, or forest *youve had people go up to you trying to imitate asian languages... like "ching chong woo bok chi etc.." *The bio lectures on Marine life (seaweed octupii squid) were last nights dinner *yer aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from vietnam with bunnies, vinyl ducks, and english words that make no sense in great colors like magenta, pink, yellow, orange and the ever so popular lime green *yer parents simply cut off the bronw/black part of the bread and insist that you eat it cause "its still goot" *you become taller than yer parents once you hit puberty *you get nothing for doing well in school but get in trouble if you don't *you buy soy sauce by the gallon *you have gotten little red evelopes around february *you own a rice cooker or two |
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*you get lectured at least once a day *To u... AP means Asian Pride.. not advanced placement *You tell yer parents yer problems and they start going off on how it wus for them when they were yer age *when dessert comes u find some red soup with beans in them *At yer b-day partee there are more of yer parents fwends than yers *U complain bout how hot it is in kali and yer parents start their story about how it wus in Vietnam *U own a honda or toyota... usually fixed up *yer remote control has some kind of plastic covering *yer fridge is filled wit things like roosters shit...pig's tails...... rabbit's nails and some red stuff yer fwiends stare at *yer fwends come over and after they leave yer parents comment about them *you have a calendar that peels one by one *you deafen yer ears with techno or trance while yer in yer ride *Yer parents always tell you that if yer out at nite or out at all ... crazy people will get u ... take u in their van... rape you and dump you somewhere far away *someone in yer family smoke or did smoke * yer parents buy shoes and clothes many sizes too big so u can "Grow into them" and wear them for many years to come *yer family owns butcher knives bigger than yer head *you look older than you really are *You beat anyone up if u see them stare down at you *you cuss out anyone in vietnamese that pisses you off *You watch vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long *if there are free balloons or cookies u take as many as you can *Everyone thinks you know some form of martial art *You and yer parents are talking normally and yer fwends asks.."why is yer mom yelling at you?" *You have gotten little red evelopes around february |
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