| ~*~>>Some day my prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions ~*~>>Mirrors don't talk...... but lucky for you they don't laff either ~*~>>Roses are read, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls are empty and so is your head ~*~>>I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm an angel, so what's the confusion? ~*~>>Yer jealousy is my energy.� Ever wonder why I'm so hyper? ~*~>>I know you think I'm cute, I know you think i'm fine, but like the rest of the guys, take a numba and wait in line ~*~>>You can fall out of a cliff.... or out of a tree..... but the best place to fall in love ....... is with ME!! ~*~>>I'm a cutie wit a bootie!! I'm a hottie with a body!! And I'm a hunny...... with yer money!!! ~*~>>If confusion is the first step to knowledge...... i must be a genius ~*~>>You called me a bitch,� A bitch is a dog.�� Dogs Bark.� Bark is nature.� Nautre is Beautiful.� Therefore you called me beautiful..... Thanx! ~*~>>An expert is on who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing ~*~>>To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. ~*~>>It's better to keep yer mouth shut and let people think yer stoopid... then to open it and prove them right! ~*~>>Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs ~*~>>Star light......... Star Bright..... where the heck is Mr. Right? ~*~>>I woulnd't take you back if you paid me.� you were so sweet though.� I can't believe you played me.� I must admit, you put off kinda well, but guess what...... I did it to..... so what the hell........ ~*~>>I know you think you broke my heart.� But i saw yer game fromt eh start.� I saw yer game and played it too.... So laugh fucken player..... the jokes on you ~*~>>Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, cuz i might do something crazy like believe it ~*~>>Yer village just called...... they want their idiot back! ~~*~>>Did you fall down teh ugly tree and hit every branch on yer way? ~*~>>What goes areound usually gets dizzy and falls over. ~*~>>I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose ~*~>>Even if the voices are not real. ........ they do have some good ideas! ~*~>>Ashes to ashes, dust to dust if it wasn't for women yer things would rust ~*~>>Do I look like a grocery item to you?!? Cuz i saw you checking me out! ~*~>>I ran into my ex the other day...... then I PUT IT IN REVERSE AND HIT HIM AGAIN! |
| ~*~>>An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if the doctor is cute..... screw the fruit! ~*~>>Last week I wanted to kill teh hottest person alive then I remembered...... oh yah..... suicide is a crime! ~*~>>When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, tell them try and dribble a football!!! ~*~>>You laugh at me cuz I'm different, I laught at you cuz yer all the same ~*~>>Love is a sensation, caused by a tempatation, a guy sticks his location in a gurls destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, do you understand my explanation or doyou need a demonstration ~*~>>I don't care what you think about me, cuz it can't be half as bad as what I think of you!!! ~*~>>It's not my fault I feel for you...... you tripped me!!! ~*~>>If you want me to fall for you...... you can start by giving me something worth tripping over ~*~>>They keep saying that the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine ~*~>>Heaven won't have me, and hell is afraid I'll take over! ~*~>>IF you love something set it free.� IF it doesn't come back to you, chase it down and kill it.......(LOL.) ~*~>>people like you are the reason we have middle fingers.....(LOL) ~*~>>If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, it probably isn't a penguin ~*~>>I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem! ~*~>>If I gave a shit, You'd be the first person I'd give it to ~*~>>Lets have an intelligent conversation....I'll talk... you listen ~*~>>A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts ~*~>>He who laughs last didn't get the joke ~*~>>Have you noticed that if you blow in a dogs face he will get mad at you...... but when you put them in a car they stick their head out the window?!?! ~*~>>Laugh and the world laughs with you..... snore and you sleep alone...... ~~*~>>I wasn't kissing him..... I was only telling his lips a secret.... ~*~>>Everybody should have at least 2 friends... one to talk to and one to talk about..... (LOL..... Mean!!!... but funnie...) ~*~>>Knick Knack Patty Wack Give A Dog A Bone.... (LOL..... i dont' know y... but that makes mee laugh) ~*~>>he's not dead he's just electroencephanlographically challenged...... ~*~>>There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who know what happend, theose who watched things happen and those who wonder what the hell just happened!!! ~*~>>When scientists do discover the center of the universe don't be disappointed that its not you |
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