Jokes

Your moms so fat that when she wears high hees she strikes oil.

Your moms so fat that when she goes outside with a yellow raincoat people yellsout taxi!

My buts on vaction, can I borrow your face?

Your so ugly when you look in the mirror you ask your mom who let grandma in?

Your so ugly when your dog humps your leg it has to close its eyes

Your so fat that the only way to get you though a door is to grease you up and put a twinkie on the other side

Your so old you fart dust

Your so fat your blood test is F-A-T possitive

Your so fat that if you were to get cut K.F.C. gravy would come out

Your moms so ugly when she walks into a strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on

Your moms so ugly that they put her face on a box of e-lax and sold it empty

Your so skinny your jealous of a tooth pick

Your so ugly the costume store asked for their mask back