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Please Enter at own risk. No Lifeguard on Duty. You must be 18 years old or older. Void where prohibited by law. Keep away from children. Items may shift during shipment. You need not apply. Correct change please. Store in a cool dry place. Do not bend. Good seats still available. No ID No Admittance. No running or diving. Best if used before expiration date. For external use only. Accessible by wheelchair. You must be at least THIS TALL to view this. Keep away from face. Prices subject to change without notice. No standing in aisle. No deposit No return. No U turns allowed. Seats must be in an upright position. Items left over 30 days belong to me. If cough persists, consult a physician. Children under 12 eat free. Speed Limit enforced by radar. Radar Detectors Illegal. No Smoking Allowed. Do not bleach. No preservatives added. $500.00 fine for speeding in work zone. Remain seated until the Captian turns off the sign. For more information, E-Mail me. No purchase neccessary. Copyrights belong to the Other Guys. For Police emergencies, dial 911. Some assembly required. All sales final. All circuits are busy. Some restrictions apply. 0 refills remaining. Batteries sold seperately. Only you can prevent forest fires. Do not attempt this at home. Low in sugar. Buy 2 and save 50%. Order while supplies last. $ 0.00 service fee for this trans-action. For Club Members Only. Not to exceed weight limits. No standing or sitting. Do not leave children un-attended. No re-entrance without ticket stub. Park closes at sundown. Violators will be towed. Keep this and all prescriptions out of the reach of small children. Wash hands after each visit to the restroom. Keep out of direct sunlight. Just add water. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Take twice daily until gone. No stopping on shoulder. Not an aide to prevent pregnacy or sexually transmitted diseases. Caution: Children at play. Apply a small amount. No passing in right lane. Could cause brain damage if inhaled. Contents flammable. Close cover to strike. Now Hiring. With Approved Credit. Sign up now. Not to be used on artificial nails. Stop, Drop, and Roll. Take a bite out of crime. If this comes in contact with skin, wash with soap and water immeadiately. Look both ways before crossing. Wash on gentle cycle. Sold in stores near you. Economy size. 100% cotton. Bet, you can't eat just one. Coming soon to your neighborhood. Bridge ices before road. Fasten seatbelts. This will only hurt a little. See Attendant. This window closed. Beware of falling rock. This side up. Use in a well ventilated area. Do not flush applicator. Comes in bottles or cans. Dries in seconds. Low flying planes. No carts allowed on greens. Not tested on humans. Keep off grass. Pull tab to open. See your dentist regularly. Slippery when wet. See inside for details. Fold on dotted line. Closed, due to remodeling. Because I Love You. Just heat and serve. It's not just a job, it's an adventure. Do not remove tag under penalty of law. Do not put in mouth or rectum. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while viewing this. No broadcast or re-publication without the written consent of The National Football League. Slow moving traffic must stay in left lane. Your Momma. For indoor/outdoor use. New and Improved. Do not remove Child Resistant Lock. Road Closed, Detour Ahead. Slow Down for Speed Bump. Chew with your mouth closed. Brush your teeth after every meal. It Ain't Nothing but A Thing, You'll Get Over It. No way out. Don't overload dishwasher. Only one to a customer, please. Never a dull moment here. A legend in my own mind. To be or not to be. You can't take it with you. Fill it up. News at ten. Load film in dim light. Will you still love me tomorrow. Stay at least 500 feet behind. This cpu makes wide right turns. Charge it. Do not sign below line. No free refills. May the force be with you. Has the good housekeeping seal. How do you eat a Reese's. Check please. This is not a toy. Keep out of cribs, carriages and playpens. This was tested on animals, so what! If I only had a brain. Follow the yellow brick road. Parking in lower level not permitted. Please sign in at front desk. Turn clocks back one hour. Two scoops in every box. You are getting sleepy. Keep both hands on wheel at all times. Visiting hours are over. Coupons not accepted. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Got milk? Remove wrapper before eating. No left turn on red. There can be only one. Duke Blue Devils!!! Beam me up Scottie. No food or drink allowed. Run Forest Run. There's always room for Jello. Built to last. You are free to move about the cabin. You, Me and Taco Bell. We Deliver. It ain't over till the Fat Lady Sings. All Circuits Are Busy. Diamonds are A Girl's Best Friend. TIMMY!!! I'm thinking.. NO!!! It's Time For A Smoky Treat.
