Veyson Darinius (7:22:14 PM): "I am quit the man's man"
lilbottleofhope (7:22:22 PM): LOL I hope not!
lilbottleofhope (7:22:32 PM): ... though with Travis, and you... I can't be sure...

[After some argument, he finds a comeback:]

Veyson Darinius (7:25:23 PM): I can say that you are falling for T iffany
Veyson Darinius (7:25:25 PM): and jennifer too!

[After more argument, I decide to concede.]

lilbottleofhope (7:39:29 PM): Fine, I'll admit it!
lilbottleofhope (7:39:34 PM): I was shaking Tiffany yesterday.
lilbottleofhope (7:39:41 PM): There, how do you feel about that!?
lilbottleofhope (7:39:43 PM):
Veyson Darinius (7:40:41 PM): O_O
Veyson Darinius (7:40:42 PM): I KNEW IT!
lilbottleofhope (7:41:09 PM): And, know what else?
Veyson Darinius (7:41:14 PM): what?
lilbottleofhope (7:41:34 PM): Travis was accused of femininity yesterday, and Tiffany did nothing to deny it!
Veyson Darinius (7:41:51 PM): LOL!!!
lilbottleofhope (7:41:52 PM): Which made me relieved. Now Tiffany has no ties!
Veyson Darinius (7:42:18 PM): LOl, no ties to Sharkman?
lilbottleofhope (7:42:38 PM): nope!
lilbottleofhope (7:42:40 PM): Only ties to me.
lilbottleofhope (7:42:43 PM): Maybe Jennifer.

[Now that he thinks he's gotten me, he concedes]

Veyson Darinius (7:44:52 PM): you know what?  Travis offers me more than you can EVER give

[Ok, I had to fight back. I mean, Travis over me? What kind of decision is that!?]

lilbottleofhope (7:46:38 PM): you know, he was feeling insecure, and he had to come and steal my title!
[This refers to him calling himself THE backstroker. I was nice one day and decided to let this go.]
Veyson Darinius (7:46:50 PM): ok, YOUR title?!
Veyson Darinius (7:46:55 PM): who gave you that title anyway?
lilbottleofhope (7:47:07 PM): um, YOU!
Veyson Darinius (7:47:14 PM): ooh
Veyson Darinius (7:47:15 PM): uhh
Veyson Darinius (7:47:17 PM): x.X
[And now this whole crazy arguement is explained]
Veyson Darinius (7:48:49 PM): darn Travis
Veyson Darinius (7:48:56 PM): let's just say he swings both way on the tree of life
lilbottleofhope (7:48:57 PM): so you admit it!
lilbottleofhope (7:49:00 PM): it's all him!
Veyson Darinius (7:49:03 PM): NO NO NO
Veyson Darinius (7:49:05 PM): IT's JennifeR!
Veyson Darinius (7:49:12 PM): what do you expect me to do?
Veyson Darinius (7:49:16 PM): sit there and watch my g/f turn lesbo?
Veyson Darinius (7:49:17 PM): HECK NO
Veyson Darinius (7:49:20 PM): I go gay
Veyson Darinius (7:49:22 PM): and make you jealous

[Ok, now I think I can let the conversation go on without my little blurbs in between, and take this precious insanity how you will.]

lilbottleofhope (7:51:39 PM): I understand perfectly.
lilbottleofhope (7:51:43 PM): You wanted Travis all along.
lilbottleofhope (7:51:55 PM): But you couldn't bring yourself to admit it
lilbottleofhope (7:52:02 PM): so you got with me, to get to him.
lilbottleofhope (7:52:05 PM): there!
Veyson Darinius (7:52:25 PM): and what were your motives to get with me?!  To get closer to jennifer
lilbottleofhope (7:52:44 PM): because you knew I was doing well with Tiffany and Jennifer, you thought you could use me to make him jealous.
lilbottleofhope (7:53:03 PM): Leave Jennifer out of this! She's MINE!
Veyson Darinius (7:54:11 PM): O_o
Veyson Darinius (7:54:13 PM): Geeze!
Veyson Darinius (7:54:14 PM): well
Veyson Darinius (7:54:17 PM): you admit it at least
Veyson Darinius (7:54:19 PM): and Travis
lilbottleofhope (7:54:30 PM): You can't have her and her... ways.
Veyson Darinius (7:54:32 PM): he has always been there for me.  Can't you see...he offers me what you fail to deliver
Veyson Darinius (7:54:41 PM): you can have jennifer
lilbottleofhope (7:55:08 PM): And you admit it with Travis, then?
Veyson Darinius (7:55:32 PM): yes, I had to
Veyson Darinius (7:55:42 PM): you were killing me on inside Kristine
Veyson Darinius (7:55:44 PM): ON THE INSIDE!
lilbottleofhope (7:55:55 PM): as opposed to through your skin?
Veyson Darinius (7:56:20 PM): as opposed to my socks
lilbottleofhope (7:56:31 PM): Ahh. See, I considered that...
lilbottleofhope (7:56:35 PM): but they SMELL!
lilbottleofhope (7:56:50 PM): I thought it was your gnome, but I was WRONG!
Veyson Darinius (7:57:29 PM): my socks smell?
lilbottleofhope (7:57:35 PM): yes, they do.
Veyson Darinius (7:57:47 PM): well your feet don't smell like a bouquet of roses either
lilbottleofhope (7:57:52 PM): I mean, you wear them to sleep, for goodness' sake!
lilbottleofhope (7:57:59 PM): well, duh!
lilbottleofhope (7:58:13 PM): I don't spray rose smell on them, like some people!
lilbottleofhope (7:58:23 PM): trying to mask the horrible scent.
Veyson Darinius (7:58:51 PM): o.O
Veyson Darinius (7:58:56 PM): are you accusing me of doing such a thing?
lilbottleofhope (7:59:45 PM): yes! I'm also accusing you of making Travis buy the concoction for you, to try to hide all evidence that you were the one producing that rancid stench!
Veyson Darinius (8:00:28 PM): so it's back to Travis huh?
Veyson Darinius (8:00:34 PM): always travis with you
Veyson Darinius (8:00:39 PM): never happy
Veyson Darinius (8:00:41 PM): you were never happy
lilbottleofhope (8:00:45 PM): Always the smells with you.
lilbottleofhope (8:00:54 PM): Your nose is just too sensitive.
Veyson Darinius (8:01:03 PM): And your purse!
Veyson Darinius (8:01:05 PM): it was TOO SmALL!
lilbottleofhope (8:01:22 PM): You liked it!
lilbottleofhope (8:01:31 PM): It was Travis. He influenced you.
lilbottleofhope (8:01:41 PM): He hated the purse, and you argued, and you came to hate it, too.
Veyson Darinius (8:02:37 PM): and what about my socks?  you weere ok with Them until Jennfer told you about the secret stuff Travis used to buy for her
lilbottleofhope (8:03:06 PM): LOL! Of course; I wouldn't go near that stuff if I knew!
lilbottleofhope (8:03:15 PM): It's made of BEANS, for goodness' sake!
Veyson Darinius (8:03:24 PM): ooh..now you have gone TOO far
Veyson Darinius (8:03:30 PM): you brought beans into this?!
Veyson Darinius (8:03:37 PM): I thought we discussed never to speak of beans again
lilbottleofhope (8:03:50 PM): no, no, you did, when you bought that junk from Travis!
Veyson Darinius (8:04:23 PM): hey
Veyson Darinius (8:04:26 PM): that was a secret present to me
Veyson Darinius (8:04:29 PM): it was to make you happy
lilbottleofhope (8:04:41 PM): with beans!? How would that ever make me happy!?
lilbottleofhope (8:04:47 PM): I know, it was to make TRAVIS happy.
lilbottleofhope (8:04:56 PM): You wanted to show interest in...
lilbottleofhope (8:05:05 PM): his secret lab work.
Veyson Darinius (8:05:24 PM): his plans on ruling the World were supposed to be a secret
lilbottleofhope (8:05:41 PM): Well, he doesn't keep much from Jennifer.
lilbottleofhope (8:05:46 PM): And now, Tiffany.
lilbottleofhope (8:05:48 PM): I know all.
Veyson Darinius (8:06:00 PM): geeze, this guy just sleeps around everywhere
lilbottleofhope (8:06:28 PM): Come on, everyone knows that!
lilbottleofhope (8:06:36 PM): though I can see why he would keep it from you.
Veyson Darinius (8:06:49 PM): O_O
Veyson Darinius (8:06:54 PM): he doesn't keep anything from me!
lilbottleofhope (8:07:05 PM): That's what you think.
Veyson Darinius (8:07:56 PM): is he with you too?
Veyson Darinius (8:08:02 PM): tell me it's not true
lilbottleofhope (8:08:09 PM): How do you think I found out about you and him?
Veyson Darinius (8:08:13 PM): o
Veyson Darinius (8:08:14 PM): m
Veyson Darinius (8:08:14 PM): g
Veyson Darinius (8:08:22 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Veyson Darinius (8:08:24 PM): I have nothing
Veyson Darinius (8:08:28 PM): ::curls in fetal position::