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'N Sync Goes to Wal-Mart

*They all walk in the door*
Joey: *Eyes light up* OMG! You guys didn�t tell me there was food here!
�::Joey runs to the food counter::�
Lance: ooohh! Wheres that nice smiley face that rolls back the prices?? I love him!!
�::Runs to a sign with the smiley face and starts telling it about his make-up tips::�
Chris: I'm going to the toy department and ride the bikes! Come with me Joey!
�::Chris and Joey head over to the bikes::�
JC: I�m going to go outside to wait for Jerome... umm... see ya in awhile.
�::JC heads outside::�
Justin: *talking to himself* Where be da mirras?
�::Mean while on the other side of the store, Chris is chasing Joey on the bikes. While Joey is looking back he runs into Lance and Smiley, breaking Smiley in half::�
Lance: OMG, you asshole! You killed Smiley!! *sobs*
Chris: Yo, there�s another one down the aisle.
Lance walks towards the other one mumbling "just wait, one day you�re going to be sorry..."
JC: *darts back into the store and starts spazzing out* Hey Hey Hey! I�m back! *runs into a row of carts*
Justin: (Comes back with a cart full of mirrors) Am goin ta get dees.
Manager: Um, I�m going to have to ask you to leave.
JC: Why?
Manager: The one with red hair has eaten everything and is telling customers he is Superman and is proving it by jumping off of high places. The other 2 are chasing each other on bikes knocking people down. The other one is scaring people by talking and carrying on conversations with the signs.
*They all leave*
Chris: let�s go to K-mart!
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