Lou: Ok, next week you guys will be going back to school.
Justin: Wha? Dat be whack yo!
Lou: You will be going back to set a good example for younger kids to not drop out of school.
Joey: When is Lunch?
Lou: 1:30
Joey: WHAT? I CANT GO THAT LONG WITHOUT FOOD!
Lou: You'll make it Joe, dont worry.
*Monday comes and *NSYNC go off to school*
Chris: Look at my neato Power Ranger backpack!
Joey: You stole it from me!
JC: Quiet boys! you two stop fighting! You are acting very unorderly!
Chris and Joey: Yes Master.
Justin: What are you doin Lance?
Lance: Applying a little pressed powder. School is hard work so i need to maintain my natural beauty.
Justin: Foo.
*Bell rings for 1st period*
Joey: Where are we going first?
JC: Physical Science.
Lance: Oooh Joey, be my partner for lab!
Jc: Ok, you two can be together, i'll be with Justin, and, um Chris, you can be with another classmate.
Chris: Man you guys suck, I'm crAzy, why dont you guys ever want to be partners with me?
They All ignore him
Class starts
Teacher: Hi Class, let's get into our lab groups.
Chris: *Raises hand* Um, i dont hav e a partner.
Teacher: Ok, you can be partners with Sheila.
Chris: *Looks over to see a very attractive girl* Ohhh yeah!
Joey: Hey man, trade with me!
Lance: Hey, i thought you loved me!
Everyone looks at him
Lance: What? I'm from Mississippi!
Sheila: I think i would like to trade too, he smells.
Chris: *smelling his armpits* Not uh!
Teacher: Ok, Sheila and Joey will be partners and Lance and Chris will be partners.
Justin: *Raises hand* Can ah go to da bathroom?
Teacher: Yes, hurry up.
Lance: SHUT UP!!!
Teacher: Excuse me Lansten?
Lance: Chris keeps saying Mississippi sucks!
Chris: Tattletale.
Lance: Leave me alone asshole! *Pulls his dreads out*
Teacher: You two please go down to the office!
JC: Excuse me, i'll take care of them.
Teacher: Joshua, im the teacher, they need consequences.
JC: I dont care who you are! I am the boss of them!
Teacher: You 3 please go down to the office.
The 3 leave
Justin comes back
Teacher: OK, lets get started.
Justin: Can ah go to da bathroom?
Teacher: you just went!
Justin: I Gotsta look at mah foine self!
Teacher: you are in school therefore you need to be in class!
Justin: AH NEED TO LOOK AT MAH SELF!
Teacher: You are disturbing the class, please take care of this in the office.
Justin: Dis be whack yo! *leaves*
Sheila: AHHHHHHHH!
Teacher: What now?
Sheila: Joey keeps touching my ass!
Teacher: Joseph, that is sexual harrassment, please go down to the office!
*In the office*
All five are sitting down waiting for Lou
Principal: We cant have this kind of behavior in our school, you five will have to leave school on suspension.
Lou walks in
Lou: You guys couldnt even make it through 1st period? Come on let's go.
Joey: Can we stop at Burger King?