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'N Sync go to the Movies

'N Sync are on their off break and they are sitting at JC's thinking of something to do.
Lance: So boys, what do we want to do on this lovely evening?
Justin: Ah be wantin to catch a movie, all da fly hunnies be dere on Fridays.
JC: Sounds good to me, so what do we want to see?
Chris: I want to see Toy Story 2!
Joey: Yeah man, that's supposed to be so funny!
Lance: I have been dying to see Runaway Bride!
Justin: yo, dat be a chick flick, let's see da Matrix.
JC: I'm with Justin on this one.
Lance: *sniffles* I never get to do what i want, you guys are so unfair.
Joey: * moves closer to Lance* Come on guys, stop making fun of Lance.
Lance: Thanks Joey Doodle!
JC: Oh please you two. so Lance, it's up to you, Matrix or Toy Story 2?
Lance: I am choosing Toy Story 2 since you two are meanies.
They arrive at the theater
JC: I'll go get the tickets since im meeting Jerome anyway.
JC leaves but doesnt come back. After 45 minutes they decide to go in without him, once in the theater...
Lance: I want to sit by Joey!
Joey: And i also want to sit by Chris.
Justin: Damn Y'all, ah be foine, why y'all excludin me?
Lance: Your a big meanie head!
Justin: Whatever yo *walks away and starts flirtin with other moms*
Lance, Joey and Chris sit down and the movie starts
Chris: *fighting with a 9 tear old next to him* No man! buzz Lightyear is da bomb!
Kid: Woody is better!
Chris: Not Uh!
Kid: Uh Huh!
This goes on for 20 minutes
Kid: *starts screaming* YOU MEAN OLD MAN!
Audience: SHHH!
Chris: Tattle-tale.
Kid: I heard that!
Chris: Cuz i said it loud!
Usher: Excuse me sir, you are being very disturbing, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Chris: Fine *turns around* Come on guys.
see's them making out
Chris: Oh Ew!! Come on!
They all walk out and see Justin sitting out in the hallway.
Joey: Why are you out here?
Justin: I got kicked out.
Joey: for what?
Justin: That damn woman slapped me fo hittin on her.
Lance: that's what you get!
Justin: shut up foo!
they walk outside to see JC running around having frequebt spasms
Lance: so much for our outting to the movies.
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