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A Few Ways To Describe Me
I am Fluent In Sarcasm.
When I was Your Age, Pluto was a Planet.
I judge you when you use poor grammar.
All Those in Favor of Revoking Rosie's
First Ammendment Privileges, Say I!
Relax, God's In Charge.
... And The Laguna Beach withdrawl begins.
Emo is not about Morons cutting their
wrists and Junior High Level Poetry.
Boo, you whore.
You know You Live in Alexander County When ...
Guys Posing Shirtless On Myspace is
just about as cool as AIDS.
Starbucks? Studying Can Wait.
Oh My God, Shoes.
Aaron Carter? I'm sorry. You can't be a
teenager, white, AND A rapper.
I'm kind of a big deal ... People know me.
By a Round of Applause how do you feel!?
Carolina Girls, Best In The World.
All The Spanish I know I learned From Shakira.
And God said "Let there be rock!" And there was Led Zeppelin.
When I was Your age it was called Camp Snoopy!
Boys in Cargo Should Move to Fargo.
Snotface, Wake Up!
I'm From Anson County and I don't Have a Baby!
Adopted Anonymous
Crack is Whack! Pull Up Your Low Rise
Jeans before You Sit In Front of Me!
God Loves Me and My Tattoo's.
I purposely leave off the G
Straight Outta Stony Point!
If The Light Turns Yellow ... I'm Flooring It.
I Broke my Jaw to Accelerate my Rise To Rap Industry Dominance.
Gawh, I want To Lick Ryan Reynolds Skin Off.
Ah! There's Blood In My Sweet Tea System!
I love Mater.
All I do is work and I still have no money.
I like to Burn Things.
The Little Lion Midgets on Nacho Libre are My Heroes!
I have my G.E.D, And I'm Probably Smarter Than You are.
Wait ...a girl doesn't sing "Sexy Back"?
A Southern Accent is Just Something You Can't Resist.
My Country Invaded Iraq and all I got was this expensive Gas.
I liked Rise Against Before They Were Cool.
If Jesus can Rise from the Dead, You can be up by Noon.
A Good Friend Will Help You Move. A
Best Friend Will Help You Move a Body.
Brian Peppers is My Homeboy!
You Kicked My Dog!
I drive a Station Wagon.
But, why is the rum gone?