"Loving Your Kids at a Closer Range"
Supervision
of Parents
And
Nannies
who Kare Spank is a
non-profit organization based in Hillsborough, where the
largest area of "crime babies" has been discovered. Spank is
also located around other seemingly "rich" areas where
"crime babies" are known to gather in growing numbers. With
Spank we have effectively squashed many crime rings and
illegal fight clubs built up by these young crime
lords. We are
here to promote firm safety for today's children. With tight
control and firm discipline, we can keep our children in
check and prevent drug lords and crime babies from
developing by the ages of 5 and 6. Spank was
founded in 1948, when the first crime baby was discovered.
Unknown to the general public, the first crime baby was
today's president George Bush jr. Strange behavior was noted
on this not too bright baby boy, who was the weak link in
the nation wide crime ring, led at that time by evil ring
master Dick Chaney. Awareness of this strange behavior was
brought to light by Bush's nanny and on closer inspection it
was soon found that a nation wide network existed. On July
2, 1948, Bush's concerned nanny - Mary Lou Wack, formed
Spank. From that day on, Spank has dedicated itself to the
safety and wholesome raising of today's kids through
stricter forms of love, but love none the less. In 1950
famous child safety specialist Fraud Formuney developed the
love leash, a device that allowed parents to hold a closer
position with their child. Forming stronger bonds of love
and affection between parent and child. Love leash
has been Spank's main target campaign along side opening
awareness to "crime babies."