I've Got A Theory -- Buffy Cast
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
Neh, something isn't right there

I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare

I've got a theory we should work this out

It's getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about?

It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous cause witches they were persecuted wicca good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here

I've got a theory
It could be bunnies

[pause]

I've got a..

BUNNIES AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES
THEY GOT THEM HOPPY LEGS
AND TWITCHING LITTLE NOSES
AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARROTS?
WHAT DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYESIGHT FOR ANYWAY?
BUNNIES! BUNNIES!
IT MUST BE BUNNIES!
maybe midgets?

I've got a theory
We should work this fast

Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed

I've got a theory
It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse.  We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?

What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die

Hey, I've died twice

What can't we do if we're together? (what can't we face..)
What's in this place that we can't weather? (..if we're together)
There's nothing we can't face

Except for bunnies




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