Quiz Results
The Ultimate Personality Test
You're an Observer!
That means you’re one of the more kind-hearted people around. You are unusually
intuitive, and you probably understand yourself, as well as others. That also
means you’re a good mediator — though you may prefer to spend more quiet time on
your own than most.
Because of the self-knowledge you already possess, you are better equipped than
many to steer your life in the right direction. Understanding more about the
components of your personality will reveal unique information that even people
like you might not realize. And the better you know yourself, the more confident
you’ll be making decisions that affect your life.
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What Zodiac Sign
Should You Be?
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a
few tendencies will vary, but overall you're a CANCER. Just like a crab - the
symbol of Cancer - you've got that hard outer shell that masks a soft and
vulnerable interior. Safety counts for you, so at the first sign of a
threatening situation, you'll often retreat into your comfort zone. As a water
sign, a Cancer is extremely intuitive and sensitive. In fact, some believe that
people born under this sign have psychic powers. You are fragile and crave love
and security. However, as a Cancer, you remain a little enigmatic. Mysterious
and moody, complex and unpredictable -- that's what some people call you. But
even if you're hard to understand, you crave emotional content and happen to be
the most loyal sign in the zodiac.
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Are
You An Optimist Or A Pessimist?
Geez, who rained on your parade? Okay, so you don't have the same Eeyore-ish
attitude as a true pessimist, but you definitely aren't expecting good things to
happen, either. Even when the weatherman is sure of sun, you carry an umbrella.
And we're willing to bet that you're at least somewhat sarcastic — you like
making fun of those suckers who are always looking on the bright side of life.
You don't trust people readily; they have to earn their spot in your good
graces. (In fact, you may even feel like you have enough friends and don't
really need any more.) After all, nobody's giving you anything in this world —
it's every man for himself. But you're not completely devoid of hope. Admit it:
Somewhere deep inside is a tiny part of you that truly believes at least one
cloud out there has a silver lining. Try listening to that part a little more
often and see what happens.
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Are You Loony?
Nutty? Crazy? Loony? Not you! You're all about control — you like to color
inside the lines, drive the speed limit, and return library books on time. In a
nutshell, your behavior and emotions are completely in your grasp. Always there
when someone needs you, you like to be taken seriously, and you're as dependable
and safe as they come. While that's certainly a role that needs filling, we have
one question for you: Would it kill you to let your hair down once in a while?
It's okay to go a little crazy every so often. Not that sanity is bad — far from
it. But letting off steam is important, as is allowing yourself be the center of
attention sometimes. Yeah, it can be hard to go wading in the public fountain at
noon or tell your best friend exactly what's on your mind. Too bad. Making room
in your life for goofiness and off-the-wall behavior will keep you from letting
everything get bottled up inside. So go ahead. Embrace your inner looniness.
You'll have fun — trust us!
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Seven Deadly Sins
Zzzzz... Wake up! You're guilty of SLOTH. Based on what your answers tell us,
we're surprised you even managed to finish this test. Perhaps you only took it
as a way to get out of other, more pressing tasks? We thought so. In fact, it
looks like your life centers around avoiding work. Do your weekends consist of
short excursions from the your warm, cozy bed? Do you think TV Guide qualifies
as great literature? Remember, the remote control may very well be one of
mankind's greatest achievements, but someone did have to do a little work to
invent it. Why don't you try your luck and put a little effort into something,
too? You might be surprised at what you can accomplish when you commit to
something besides napping.
Why is sloth so bad? Well, according to early religious scholars, sloth destroys
zeal. When we cut ourselves off from life's vitality, we'll eventually fall
victim to complacency. We should fight the deadening of our spiritual senses by
responding to the zeal and energy of our inner nature. It could be worse:
Medieval Italian poet Dante Alighieri thought sloth was only the fourth
deadliest of the seven sins, behind pride, envy, and wrath. (Of course, that
ranking was based on Dante's own love of sleeping...)
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What's Your Superpower?
Don't look now! Your inner superpower is INVISIBILITY! Your answers show a
remarkable talent for secrecy and hidden observation slumbering someplace
beneath your quiet exterior. Awaken those dormant powers, and soon you'll find
yourself completely hidden from the eyes of all. Okay, it's true that
invisibility can sometimes be annoying. People tend to ignore you. At
restaurants it might take a while for you to be served. But don't take it
personally. They don't do it out of spite. It's just that you are, after all,
sometimes a little difficult to see. Don't let it get you down. In this hectic
world where it seems like everybody wants a piece of your time, invisibility is
your ticket to freedom. When you think about it, being invisible has all sorts
of bonuses. Take, for instance, the ability to find privacy and solitude in any
circumstance. Then there's the special perk of being able to sneak unnoticed
through crowded rooms, easily avoiding all the annoying people you'd rather not
talk to. And that's just a start — imagine strolling naked through a crowded
street for laughs! You've probably wished many times that you could just
disappear. Well, now you can. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, think of
transparent things and prepare to be invisible.
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What's Your Lucky Number?
Gimme five... Psyche! Ah, 6, you're so gullible. Probably because you're such
the Loyalist—very trusting. Cheer up, your friendship is rarer than a faithful
politician. And if there were more 6s out there, the world would be a better
place. Only problem is, once you've been burned, your trust flees the scene like
a scared rabbit. As a result, it's possible to come off a little cold and
standoffish. Bad first impressions might stick with you. And if people don't pay
their share of a dinner tab, it might taint your view of them as potential
friends. On the other hand, your BS radar is one of the sharpest around. That's
why you may prefer shooting pool with friends instead of jockeying for position
at the local singles' night. As a loyal Number 6, you're short on pickup lines
and long on eye contact. If you find security within yourself, you might become
less affected by the mistakes of others. So if you find a little extra support
in life, you'll be well on your way to joining the ranks of other famous 6s:
Michelle Pfeiffer, Jay Leno, Tom Hanks, and Julia Roberts.
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What's Your Flavor?
Mmm ... mocha! Strong and rich — but not too sweet — you're the flavor of late
nights and early mornings. A coffeehouse regular, you've cornered the market on
deep thoughts and probably have a little more than your fair share of brains. In
fact, those who know you may even consider you an intellectual, a label that
suits you just fine. Deep and thoughtful, you love the academic life — or at
least the structured pursuit of knowledge. And, since hitting the books often
means all-nighters, what better flavor than mocha to keep you company? Chocolaty
and intense, you're a truly tasty treat.
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What's Your Shopping Style?
Ka-ching, Ka-ching! We'd be willing to bet the cash register that you're a
happy-go-lucky, relaxed shopper — a true Laid-back Laura. Shopping is all about
fun for you, and you're a faithful fan of "retail therapy" whenever a friend
needs a pick-me-up. You love hitting the mall, but you don't always need to buy
something. Of course, when you are ready to make a purchase, so much the better!
That's when you really get into checking out all the options and dropping some
of your hard-earned cash on that perfect little sweater or those great new
boots. Your shopping style is as stress-free as it gets, so enjoy! (And be
grateful you don't have to worry about crazy credit card bills or "Shopaholics
Anonymous" meetings!) Happy shopping!
