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What shall I write today?

First of all, I saw three movies over the weekend: Ocean's Eleven, Josie and the Pussycats, and Not Another Teen Movie. That was in order of descending quality. Of course, if it really was descending quality Not Another Teen Movie would never make it on the list. That's how...highly...I think of it. It was the second most stupid movie I've ever seen. After American Pie 2. Ocean's Eleven was great! Brad Pitt aka Rusty kept eating the whole time. Why? Why is he always eating!? And Josie and the Pussycats...Melody was soo ditzy it was funny! Like when she was singing "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..." and she kept dropping her bath puff...'cause she was singing it in the shower...

Anyway. It hasn't snowed. What a surprise. You know what this means? Never trust the weatherman. Of course, unless he tells you about some major thing (ex. wind storms) that are so obvious that you didn't need him to tell you. By the way, why are they always weathermen?

Strange Thoughts of the Day: Being naturally quiet means one of or some or all of these things:
a) you trully have nothing to say because the topic doesn't relate to you (ex. talking about your favorite asian artist...)
b) you're in a not-good mood that isn't terrible enough to call bad (ex. when you have a headache)
c) you have no one to talk to (ex. everyone is talking to someone else and about stuff in a) and or d).)
d) you have said something but no one heard you so therefore everyone assumes you've said nothing (ex. when everyone else is ignoring you because they're busy talking loud)

And because you're quiet, you get to contemplate these things:
a) Christmas shopping
b) why the world is round
c) what happens when you throw yourself off a building
d) what happens when you throw yourself off a building and no one notices
e) what happens if you just sneak away from your friends because you're at the back of the group (been there, done that ... lots of fun...)
f) what would have happened if you had decided earlier not to be where you are
g) how the guys in Ocean's Eleven pulled the stunt off (which I still haven't really figured out)

I'm so cynical! It's actually really funny!!! ^^ Of course, when you have years of practice in being cynical, pessimistic, quiet, and etc. you'd better be good at it!

Have a MERRY christmas now! HAHAHAHAA! I'm probably going to grow up into one of those old ladies who nags and grumbles all the time...laughing behind her hand as people steer clear to avoid the nagging...'kay. Maybe not laughing then. Hacking.

I finished all my candy! =( Yes...I only bought it yesterday. *looks around* What candy? HA...HA... I don't have candy! What are you talking about?

"I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you all immature and stuff, but I ate a ton and I don't feel any diff-- never mind."