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LOOK! It's a funny face!

I finished my grad write-up. Exactly 520 characters.

Strange thought of the day: When you want to think of something funny, or something pertaining to the topic, you can't find the words. example: finding a strange thought of the day.

I CAN'T GET UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE TO UBC BECAUSE YOU NEED AT LEAST AN AVERAGE OF 92% BUT I ONLY HAVE ~90% WHICH REALLY SUCKS AND IS WHAT HAS BEEN DEPRESSING ME THIS WEEK. Not even the magic cookies can make it better.... (no...there are no drugs in the cookies.) But...I have a back-up plan for cheering up: SOUR KEYS! They are 100x worse than cookies in sugar and hyperness content.

The real strange thought of the day (now that I've thought of it): People may often feel worse where they're supposed to feel better.

There were two men sitting in a kayak and they were very cold so they built a fire in the kayak which caused a hole to emerge and the kayak sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too...

Wanna hear something funny? People call me optimistic! *pause* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I'm not. I'm so not. I'm the least verbally optimistic person I know. Besides Eli. And...apologies to those who have called me optimistic because I'm not laughing at you...I'm laughing with you! *cough*

You know what else is depressing? Kris Kringle. For reasons undisclosed. Does that word mean what I think it does? Oh well.

OH! And something else? Expensive prom dresses that can make you feel pretty and fall in love with and cost so much that it's not even worth considering after you've tried it on and wanted to keep it.

This is long.

I'll stop now.

Really...I will.

Now.

...

Now for the last burst of optimism:
"Life is short."
"Not original, I'll grant you. But it's true, y'know? Why waste time being shy, worry about some guy and if he's gonna laugh at you? Seize the moment. 'Cause tomorrow, you might be dead."