SOUR CANDIES RULE!!!!!!!!!



Please excuse my momentary insanity.^^ Those who know me will tell you it's not momentary. Ignore them.
I will smite them down, one by one . . . WHAT? I'm not crazy!

At first, I was going to put nothing here. Which begs the question, "Why'd you make this page then?" Why are you asking me? I don't know everything!

So now you ask, "Is there a point to this?" Uh, no. Not really. I don't even know what I'm doing right now. STOP THAT! I DON'T WANT ANY SYMPATHY FROM YOU! HAHAHA . . . Sailor Moon joke. Okay, so no one got it. This is a tough crowd. (Think evil mirror lady..)


Worship the sugar. Actually, don't. 'Cause that's BAD.

Sugar's not good for me is it?

YOU KNOW WHAT??? I love sour keys!!!!! They're the best candy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna buy some and bring them to camp! *coughs* Actually, err..I won't be bringing any because..err..YEA! *smiles fakely* NOTE TO SELF: Do not say you are bringing candy to camp because then people will ask for some. . .

Did I say that out loud?

On the other hand....am I GOING to camp?  You can't buy sugar in the middle of nowhere!  'Cause that's where we have camps . . . in the middle of nowhere.  Where's nowhere?  How can you name a place nowhere when it doesn't exist?  Wait a sec...I'm confused...nevermind.

PSST...you know what?  *looks around furtively and opens her mouth to whisper....before screaming the following* ANGEL IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN....Willow is evil, Cordelia's a shilly "higher being" and therefore will never marry Angel which is sad because they would've been good together, Groo ran off because his Princess truly didn't love him which is sad too because he's Canadian, and then I don't know what to say anymore.

I want ice cream.  Ice cream is yummy.  Dinner isn't.

Did you know that lots of good foods start with "C"? FOR EXAMPLE there's CHOCOLATE, and CAKE, and COOKIES, and CREAM, and CARAMEL, and CARAMILK, and COOKIES N CREAM ICE CREAM, and CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, and CHERRIES, and COCONUT, and CEREAL, and CERTS, and CANDY, and CARROTS!(<--???)

You know, if you keep reading this, it's just going to sound like a drug-induced rant. And it IS. The drug was SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In quote of Siann: "I'm not like this all the time! Sometimes I'm WORSE!"

*watches as people back away slowly and fumble for the exit* You're MINE! You can never leave! (long manical laugh - too long to print here) <-- inside joke.

YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE EXIT! NEVER!!!

--> EXIT <--

*takes deep, calming breaths* WHOO! I'm okay now. *snicker*

** Don't take my background! I made it! **



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